Tesh

Here's a list of quotes by my history teacher. My friend and I are going to give him this list at the end of the year.

 "Chop chop like a bunny on crack."

 "What were you smoking? Oh, right, the monastery."

 "Is math a problem? ... See what I did there?"

 "I can't remember my name?"

 "This is a poem, and sometimes poems freak people out."

 "Woo hoo! Short term memory!"

 "We're 31 seconds behind, so I blame you guys and your incessant questioning."

 "If I read that one more time, I'm going to start stabbing people with Expo markers for fun."

 He's a great teacher, by the way.