Zennix

You must be an Elsecaller, 'cause you just found the way to my heart.

I haven't heard this story before. What happened? Did the intelligent spikes become self aware and declare war against the penguins. Or they working together to snatch the pocket dimension from the Dark Alley?

Haha! We both belong to the same gang! Let's keep making things disappear!

@hoiditthroughthegrapevine You inspired this meme. Just so you know.

You should check out the recipes for novice level cookies in the DA library (don't enter the restricted section for now). Start with something small.

I haven't posted on this thread for a while now. So, here's one.

Just passing through Okay, this is just me being silly.

Let me just drop one today.

Or. We can arm combatants in the Shipping wars with uncharged spikes. This way we are assured to get a constant daily supply of fully charged from the bodies of shippers that float ashore from capsized Ships. Though, since Shippers are novices to the Hemalurgic Arts, we would most likely get randomly spiked attributes. But we would still have many spikes to choose from.

The thing is, I ended all my Koloss research 3 years ago. I have moved on to more ambitious projects that require the highest quality tools to give good results.

I'm selling are One Spikes. Why would I want ordinary steel spikes?

Please, no backspiking of fellow Dark Alley agents. We aren't done with experimenting on, sorry, delivering baked goods to the rest of the Shard. By the way, I have some Atium spikes for sale to DA agents who need tools for precision spiking. The were even forged in the fires of Mount Doom. I call them the One Spikes. Hurry up and bid on them. I have only a few left.

The Unmade have been very active lately. Some of them aren't so bad. Ashertmarn, Heart of the Revel, Lord of Fun, Prince of the Weekends! Fear him (it?)!

Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe a glitch in site?

Can you see it now? Did it work?

Gah! Double posting! Internet connection!

Just need to show some love to my man Taln. You almost made want to join the Stonewards (but, 'I believe I can fly!' ).

'Fiasco' was probably too strong. It just shows how much I disliked the whole situation. Don't get me wrong. I love the series, but the ships could have been resolved in a better way. Which is why what I read in OB scare me so much. I really hope that we are just not able to see the full picture right now and can look back after the complete 5(10) books and laugh about another Sanderson master twist and foreshadowing. Please let it be so!

I'm really sure that those are spikable attributes. On the other hand, the Dark Alley is all about finding new ways to use Hemalurgy. So, you can try it out.

What attributes do expect to obtain from a snake? Poison?

I'm usually not very concerned about the characters that an author decides to ship (exceptions include: Harry Potter and the Rand fiasco). But, I love Kaladin's character so much and I've become very emotionally invested in everything that affect. This is why I really need to express my disappointment with how the whole 'love triangle thing' was portrayed. I admit that I'm not a Shallan fan and Adolin was just a meh character to me (l began to like him towards the end of WoR and in OB), so the whole Shalladin/Shadolin shipping wars never converted me to any of the sides (although they were very fun to read). So, it could have gone either way without me making any fuss about it (although I think Kaladin doesn't really need Shallan's baggage). My main issue with OB is that all the build up between Kaladin and Shallan in the previous book was totally ignored. The emotional connection between them, the sharing of life trials, and the physical attraction between them was just reduced to 'flirty Veil wanting to have a fling with the dangerous bad guy'. Seriously, how is Kaladin more dangerous than Adolin?! And how is he the guy?! Some people have pointed out a possible mirroring of the Dalinar/Navani/Gavilar storyline. I dearly hope that it doesn't go down that path because I think it will only diminish the characters of Shallan and Kaladin. Don't get me started on Navani. I don't think she deserves Dalinar. I have some more things to rant about but maybe later. But the 'love triangle' storyline diminished my enjoyment of the book a little. But the Syl scenes helped a lot. So, in order to protect my mental health for the coming 3-4 years before Book 4, the only ship I recognize is Kaladin/Syl.

I'm glad to see that the fires of the Dark Alley ovens have been rekindled. I want to welcome all the newly recruited Dark Alley agents. Happy spiking!

Granted. But, you are trapped on Taldain forever as a result of Autonomy locking it down. I wish to own a Radiant football team.

When the number 9 begins to appear in your nightmares.