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The Holy Movie Trilogies: 1. Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) The Two Towers (2002) The Return of the King (2003) 2. Back to the Future Back to the Future (1985) Back to the Future Part II (1989) Back to the Future Part III (1990) 3. Star Wars Original Trilogy A New Hope (1977) The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Return of the Jedi (1983) 4. Star Wars Prequel Trilogy The Phantom Menace (1999) Attack of the Clones (2002) Revenge of the Sith (2005) 5. Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) The Temple of Doom (1984) The Last Crusade (1989) 6. The Dark Knight Trilogy Batman Begins (2005) The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 7. Superman Superman (1978) Superman II (1980) Superman Returns (2006) 8. The Wolverine Trilogy X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) The Wolverine (2013) Logan (2017) 9. The Dollars Trilogy A Fistful of Dollars (1964) For a Few Dollars More (1965) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) 10. Unbreakable Trilogy Unbreakable (2000) Split (2016) Glass (2019) 11. Planet of the Apes Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

@TheOrlionThatComesBefore Your picture of Gordon reminds me of something. I much prefer the models they used instead of the animation. The animation creeps me out, but the models seemed real, and it was more fun to see with them. Like this, not the animation. #toby2020

Request the next song then.

This song is for Lift and her awesomeness. (Who ever names the original song and the artist gets to request the next song I parody) Once upon a time not so long ago Wyndle used to work on gardens, the sprens been on strike He’s down on his luck, it’s rough, so rough Lift becomes awesome all day, eating all the dinners She brings pancakes back, for some, for some She says, I will listen to those who have been ignored I’m a child and stuff. I’m so storming pure. I’ve got a Shardfork and that’s a lot for some She’ll give it a shot! OOOHHHH, she’s halfway there! Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer! Take the oath, you’ll make it I swear! Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer! Wyndle’s got his vine-string in hock Now he’s holding in what he used to make it talk So rough, it’s rough Lift dreams of running away When she sleeps at night, Arclo whispers Radiants unite, someday You gotta say the oaths with what you’ve got It doesn’t make a difference if you’re awesome or not You’ve got the pancakes and that’s a lot for some She’ll give it a shot! OOOHHHH, she’s halfway there! Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer Take my vine, we’ll make it I swear Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer Dancin’ on a prayer! Oh, we’ve gotta slide on, ready or not You live for awesomeness, it’s all you’ve got OHHHH, she’s halfway there! Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer Grab my vine, we’ll make it I swear Woaah, dancin’ on a prayer (Repeat chorus) (Fade)

I nominate Bayle of @Captains Domon! Rodel.

Today I review one of the worst movies ever. In existence. In all time. THE WORST. Like, Superman IV level of quality. The Bee Movie. For those of you who hate this too, good job! I like you. If you do like it, well, you've been making some poor life choices. OKAY, FIRST OFF, THE ENTIRE PREMISE IS STUPID!! IN FACT, THERE ISN'T EVEN A PREMISE TO SEE! THE DANG MOVIE JUST STARTS OFF WITH A DUMB NARRATION AND THEN WE'RE OFF!! BEES, BEES, DUMB PUN, BEES, BLACK, YELLOW, BEES, SMALL REFERENCE TO INCEST, BEES, AND WHAT NOT!!! SURE, SURE, I ADMIT, BEES DO HAVE A COMPLEX SOCIETY IN REAL LIFE, BUT TO PORTRAY IT IN THIS WAY????? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THIS MOVIE TRIES TO TAKE OFF WITH BARELY NOTHING AT ALL, AND IT KEEPS GOING FOR SOME REASON. IT'S LIKE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING AN OFF-KEY, HEAVY METAL VERSION OF HUMPTY DUMPTY AND EXPECTING KIDS TO BUY THIS TRASH!!! MAYBE DUMB KIDS, BUT NOT THIS ONE!! ANOTHER THING! JERRY SEINFELD IS IN THIS! NOTHING IN THIS MOVIE COMES EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT ACTUAL SEINFELD HUMOR IS!! THIS HUMOR IS FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS!! THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A COMPLETE, CLASS-A, NUMBER ONE, MOST LIKELY TO BE, TOTAL VILLAGE MORON!!! "HEY, MAN, REMEMBER, DON'T TALK TO HUMANS." (15 minutes later in the movie.) "HIIIII, HUMAN!!!" BEE GUY, WHAT THE FREAKING HECK ARE YOU THINKING??? ARE TRYING TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A HUMAN FEMALE??? NOT ONLY IS THAT IMPLAUSIBLE, IT IS ABSOLUTELY, GUT-WRENCHINGLY DISGUSTING!!! THAT'S LIKE WATCHING A LLAMA GIVE BIRTH, THEN FALLING INTO A TROUGH FULL OF REFUSE AND PIG SLOP!!! YOU JUST BROKE THE FIRST BEE RULE!! THEN YOU DECIDED BEES MAKING HONEY IS SLAVE LABOR, SO YOU'RE GONNA SUE THE HUMANS???? WHAT?? WHAT?? WHAT?? WHAT THE $%^#@# IS GOING ON??????? DON'T BEES KNOW THEIR PURPOSE IN THE WORLD?? THEY KEEP PLANTS MOVING!! THIS DIMWIT WASN'T THERE WHEN THEY WERE PASSING OUT BRAINS APPARENTLY, SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE IS SO DANG CLUELESS!!! AND THE END OF THE MOVIE?? (Imagine the next quote in Pee Wee Herman's voice) "HEY, MOMMY!! THE BEES ARE BACK!!" YOU GOTTA BE @^%$#-ING ME!!!! THE $#@&!!!! IN FACT, WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS, YOU'RE NOT EVEN HAPPY IT'S OVER! YOU'RE STILL CONTEMPLATING THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN WATCHED THIS LOAD OF PANDA VOMIT!!! WHY DID YOU WATCH IT??? WHY DID I WATCH IT??? THE BEE MOVIE HAS NO PURPOSE, AND DESERVES A PERSONAL SPOT IN "LOOK, I FOUND THIS DUMB MOVIE AND EVEN I DIDN'T LAUGH!" PILE!! There. You have been warned. Also, 450th post, if anyone cares.

Vathah, because he's not simple minded. (No offense to Tonk Fa.) Who would be one to reinact MacBeth on stage, Vasher or Rock?

I'm totally serious about this. It's significant enough that it deserves its own thread. I used to love this show as a kid, and still kind of like watching it with my three-year old cousin sometimes. Any thoughts on this?

Sometimes I imagine Mark Hamill's voice as Nightblood, which I think would be awesome.

"It is usually better to admit mistakes when they occur, in order to restore honor!" -Iroh

Well, my brother went into our garage this morning, and there was a skunk sitting there. We tried scaring it out with the garage door, but it ran the other direction......FARTHER INTO THE GARAGE!! We hoped it would leave, but it got nervous, and, well,............*sigh*. I hate that smell. Luckily, it didn't get our cat, and we took away the food, so hopefully it'll leave.

An Idiot's Summary of Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Through Memes) Mememes be besties! Duh, hoy yah.

HA HA HA! Nicely put, @Silverblade5. You got us pinned. @StrikerEZ I know you well enough not to bow down to four sentences. Also, known for being in a dark alley.

Me too, @Sunchicken. Me too.

Congratulations to you both, @Mrs. Delightful Ferring.

Ha ha.

I'm playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess currently.

Nice. I'm watching Bob Ross right now.

This is mine(Rodel)

Mine is @Captains Domon.

Really? Cause Bayle and I both live in Rexburg, and....it's more like a Norwegian winter.

I hope Hugh Jackman gets nominated for his performance in Logan. Also, James McAvoy should've won Best Actor last year for Split.

The first quote is pretty dang funny. The second one, I'm guessing is some sort of famous quote from a book. 7.5/10