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  1. Apollyon
    So... I'm working on an Honors English 10 project, and I have to compose 3 pieces of poetry about things in a book. So I decided to do it Ketek style for Way of Kings. I'd much appreciate any criticism. This first one is a mockery of the second ideal of the Windrunners. The second one is based off of Shallan's overall struggle to discover her identity. The third is based off of the monotonous life of a bridgeman. Once again, any criticism would be much appreciated, and maybe some advice for how grammar works in a Ketek. Thanks all!
  2. Apollyon
    I think you mean Maytember 16th. That is, unless Borio Singaldi was born one day before Batman.
  3. Apollyon
    Hadn't realized you'd asked. Honestly, it depends on the hot dog. Hot dogs lie in an uncanny valley of sorts, ranging from being hilariously bad, to being excellent beings that would far exceed your first perceived culinary value of them. Anything that roams between the two is just disgusting, disappointing, and detrimental to your physical and mental health. The sad fact of the matter is that most hot dogs are eternally doomed to live within this valley, disgraces to food. So, to answer your question, not very far. If the effort or price is worth more than about 2 dollars, no way.
  4. Apollyon
    Why do you sizzle? Borio Singaldi's birthday? On a scale of 1-10, simmer? "Why am I using quotation marks?" Do you use ampersands when you write by hand? Favorite irrational number? Recommended books/movies? The color of your hair? The color of your car? The color of your house? Name one sound you associate with peace. With happiness? What about a color for peace? For happiness? If you had the to release smallpox on you and your family or your neighbourhood with no chance of humans acting as vectors, and no chance of being cured, what would you do?
  5. Apollyon
    I just lost. Looking back, I've been winning for 16 years! I'm never getting that streak back...
  6. Apollyon
    Quickly shut it again, because who wants to read War and Peace?
  7. Apollyon
    But since the army was so ridiculously big, it would take forever to zap them all individually.
  8. Apollyon
    But they actually weren't, because they are literally this close to being Hemalurgic abominations.
  9. Apollyon
    Clowns were spawned of the great demon overlords.
  10. Apollyon
    Because the dolphin, which it was actually done on; was extremely similar to a porpoise.
  11. Apollyon
    I think you mean P4R413375.
  12. Apollyon
    Granted, but hurrying up is relative, so we continue going at the same pace, waiting for Sami's bridal shower and Stars and Spheres. (Beautiful name, BTW) I wish that @Ashspren would tell me what the dress looks like already... I'm anticipating it a little too much.
  13. Apollyon
    Granted, but to fill your metalminds, they have to ALL be filled at the same time. I wish Ene would divorce Galladon, and instead get married to ME already.
  14. Apollyon
    That would be cool... One of the ghanderflaffles rose up to take control of the entire Shard. So they started killing the other 24 one-by-one.
  15. Apollyon
    The shardworld had 25% of Yolen's gravity, was exactly 25 km in circumference, and had exactly 25 ghanderflaffles, each holding 1/25th of the Shard Ghanderflaffle.
  16. Apollyon
    The last 25 surviving ghanderflaffles after the multiple destructions of the universe. They were practically things of legend.
  17. Apollyon
    Granted, but by the time you manage to get your series published, you die. Instead of the profits going to you, they go to your corrupt uncle who has a fondness for decapitating teddy bears of varying rarity and value. What a monster. I wish that the entire 17th Shard would instantly recognize me at the sight of my username.
  18. Apollyon
    They got out of the time loop. How they did was irrelevant. It involved ghanderflaffles though.
  19. Apollyon
    And thus began the recurring cycle of this thread. Brandy had a plan up his sleeve, a plan that involved putting Butt at the butt of every joke. About butts or otherwise.
  20. Apollyon
    That sounds like a date to me. How could she say no?
  21. Apollyon
    Ah, Firerust, what've you done! I've got The Last Breath stuck in my head now!
  22. Apollyon
    One question comes to mind. Why does the Glowmount fire the glowdrops in the first place? How are they made? Otherwise, It's a very interesting premise.
  23. Apollyon
    No, I found it. Introducing... Nightblood! The lore even bears resemblance! Spoilered for length:
  24. Apollyon
    Who do you consider your best character from all your works of writing overall? Would Scadrian Mist have a Spren? Renarin? Shadolin vs Shalladin? Favorite Cosmere work? Favorite non-Cosmere Brandon work? Favorite school subject? On a scale of 1-10, harrowing? Will you attend the wedding? Tremendous? Chitin? [Insert Obscure Single Word Here]?
  25. Apollyon
    Sword- Give hugs Toaster- Retribute Shirt and/or miscellaneous clothing- Dress me
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