MacThorstenson

Except the the assassins in Technicolor are inactive.

When are we planning on starting real work on this?

Quick question, how are we gonna get knowledge about our new discoveries out of the black hole?

Good job! That was a really good sell post. You are welcome here anytime.

Welcome to the 17th shard!! We are glad to have you! Take an up vote and a cookie as a welcoming gift! Have you read all of Sandersons books, or just Mistborn?

I can personally testify that all of our products are safe and delicious*. *DA Disclaimer applies.

@The Forgetful Archivist OK. Welcome, to the DA. Just make sure to make a sale in he introduction threads. Then you will officially be a full fledged member.

Welcome to the 17th shard! You want cookies, I got cookies!!! Lots of Cookies!! Sadly I only have 9 on me right now. If you want to step into this Dark Alley, I can get you many many more. EDIT if that link doesn't work, try the link in my sig.

I have personally cut down on offering cookies, only giving out on select occasions. Depending on how well they see though the cookies without being told, I sometimes tell them that they have qualities that the DA would like. I may actually bring less people to the DA, but I've found that whenever I post a lot about cookies, I receive more backlash. This way keeps those who are opposed to cookies away from compulsively posting on forums about the dangers of them.

Actually, I believe that hemalurgy has the potential to be the most wide spread magic system, the reasons that no one has discovered it before are 1) its ridiculously complex, even the lord ruler couldn't discover anything new after 1000 years of experimenting. The odds of someone stabbing someone else in the right spots are extremely low. Also even if they managed to somehow get a charged spike, no one in their right mind would shove it though their eyeball. 2) It requires intent to spike someone, Ruin is able to provide that intent, or the person doing the spiking, but intent is always required, without prior knowledge of it, you could never actually spike someone in the right place, with the right metal, and stab someone else in the right bind point.

Welcome to the 17th shard! what is you favorite part about the stormlight archive? Also, do you like cookies?

Nice!! Welcome to the forum! Which of Brandon's books have you read? As a welcoming gift, take an up vote and a cookie!

This is really cool, Though i'm not sure about how consistently I will be able to be online, I would Love to help out. Will there be a Discord server, so that we can all communicate?

Nah, following people down dark alleys is a perfectly acceptable past time, its how you ended up here after all. We have loads of spikes cookies here in the dark alley, why don't you try a few? Don't worry, they are perfectly safe* even if they taste a little bit metallic. *DA Disclaimer Applies. See Signature for disclaimer.

Your were told correct. There are loads of cookies here, would you like one?

WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, are you implying that the dark alley doesn't want you to eat cake??? We love cakes and cookies, and some Chinese food, (too much gives us indigestion) we would never have a deity tell you not to eat any of those things.

Hi. Do you want a cookie?

Welcome to the 17th shard! Even though by day you are a software developer, maybe by night we can turn you into a cosmetologist. Take an up vote a and a welcoming cookie!

Welcome to the 17th shard, tis the season for forums and cookies! Personally I have found the threads and the cookies on this site an amazing distraction and a useful tool to fill the void! Here's an up vote and a cookie as a welcoming gift!

Welcome to the shard, take a cookie and a reputation point as a welcoming gift!

Notice how he doesn't tell you why you should refuse the cookies, that's because they give you access to amazing amounts of power. He's just jealous that he refused his first cookie and now we won't give him any more. Here tale a cookie and an reputation point as a welcoming gift.

The clans in this thread are just fa made groups, The golden name beneath your picture is related to your reputation and has nothing to do with the clans.

Thank you for eating our cookie, if you want to join a secret society of hemaurgists scientists, stop by the Dark Alley, link is in my sig.

I think it definitely depends on the radiant, their order and ideals that have been sworn. We have no idea the speed that a spren could move at, how fast they can adjust their physical form, I.E. how fast could she shift from shardblade to shardfork, if she became a rapidly moving piece of cheese wire, it would make it kind of difficult for a full-born to get a hit in.

Welcome to the shard!! People have tried to tell to avoid the cookies, but they really are delicious, if you want one, here one is!