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  1. Hemalurgic Headshot
    I'd be inclined to believe that it is just normal hunger. When we starve, we die (and possibly become zombies?) See, the interesting thing is, we're not sure if all dead people become zombies, or zombiefication is a direct consequence from zombie contact. If it is the former, then don't die. If the latter is true, then dying peacefully of old age won't mean you turn up as a zombie.
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    Bill sat on a missy boulder, eating wild berries while he watched the group come to a rest. ”Now, I don’t trust any of ya, but if my eyes—and nose— are to be trusted, there aren’t any zombies among us. Yet.” He sneezed. “So what’s the hubbub for? Only stupidity will kill us.”
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    "No, stay where you are!" Bill shouts at the cackling old man climbing his tree. "You look like you haven't bathed in years!"
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    As he sits in the tree, Bill thinks about a movie he once saw. It had little fuzzy people that lived in tree houses. They looked like teddy bears, but beat a bunch of space soldiers to death. Bill really likes the fuzzy people's tree houses. He would like one of them for himself. It would be a nice way to live out the zombie apocalypse, since zombies can't climb trees.
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    Zombies 101: Field Guide What Do We Know? Zombies exhibit tendencies to move towards large groups of the living. Whether this is the result of scent, heat sense, or sound, we know not. However, firearms are one of the surest ways to draw any nearby undead. Why? Again, this isn’t quite sure. The explosion from the gun creates a flash of heat that may be obvious to nearby zombies, or perhaps the sound alone is what draws the zombies to the gun fire. Now, zombies are only reanimated humans, and common sense would indicate that some new heat sense is out of the question. How could a dead human do something a live human cannot? The answer lies with the scientists that brought this doom upon us. If only the riots hadn’t killed them first.
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    Bill fiddled with his backpack. “Well, I’d rather not come down, but I have a hatchet here I could use.”
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    Bill remained perched in the tree. Frankly, he’d never been close enough to a zombie to know what happened when one attacked. Trees are convenient that way. But he wondered what would happen to those on the ground. “Y’all can do what you please with the zombies. Just make sure they don’t get up. Friedrich, burning them is your problem if that’s what you want to do.”
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    Well, Gustavus can come over and hack up these bodies if he wants. Bill won’t stop him.
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    Tsk tsk. Well, who will let the zombies stay dead? @Cadmium Compounder @Elandera @Rathmaskal @Amanuensis @Straw @Fifth Scholar @Snipexe @Coop772 @Darkness Ascendant @Ax's Boyfriend @Devotary of Spontaneity @StrikerEZ @Butt Ad Venture @I think I am here. @Ventyl
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    Bang! Bang! The two zombies collapsed, their necks blasted out. Bill looked down at the doubly dead corpses and shrugged. Someone got tired of talking, it seems. He tossed another pine cone down. No response. Satisfied, he began to rappel down the trunk.
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    Bill called down to the group. “The best way to take care of these scumbags is to physically incapacitate them. Ya know, chop the legs and head off.” He threw another pine cone. “Or you could burn ‘em. That works too. But that would probably attract more, so nah.”
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    Bill was sitting in a tree. He scowled at the two zombies at the base of the tree. He’d learned a thing or two from watching the things, and they’re too clumsy to climb. Seems like rapid neurodegeneration does that. He chucked a pine cone at them. “Shoo! Don’t make me start throwing harder stuff at ya!”
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    Well, according to the write up, the reanimated dead were fine for the first few weeks. Thus, one can assume that they do not bear the decrepit appearance most associate with zombies. With this in mind, the government did not take preparatory measures to safeguard a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps some of the ex-dead were government officials before they... turned?
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    Bill Woodsman lives in the woods. He is very good at it. Part of living in the woods involves growing a beard, and Bill is also very good at that. What else does living in the woods entail? Eating berries and roots? I bet Bill is good at that too. Zombies, however, are not good at living in the woods. Granted, they aren't good at living either, but especially not in the woods. Bill does not like zombies. He doesn't like people either, and zombies are just dead people. Double bad.
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    I'm super late to the party, but this was a fun game. Thank you, Fifth, for incorporating my random pre-game RP into that writeup. It was very enjoyable to read. Great job everyone, and yes, it is always nice to win. Until next time, farewell.
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    Stick, though you are... well, evil, you have done a great service to this city. Perhaps I can persuade Elend to give you an award posthumously. Stick.
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    You had me worried when you said "aftermath" when you closed the turn. Luckily, the game isn't over yet.
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    As always, I’ve forgotten how to do colors on mobile. But let it be known that Stick and Devotary. My internet has been not working so I’m using cellular data right now. This has now become a game of information. Trusting Maill’s word on Devotary, we are a step closer to uncovering all of the Elims and we already know both MB. The we just lynch ‘em.
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    Well, who will we lynch instead? You still haven't told us who you would have us lynch instead of Stick.
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    Ah, that makes sense. Then I will join you, Stick.
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    So, who is Zane? (Yes, I'm being boring by not RP) And @Elandera, @Furamirionind, why Stick? The writeup, though a bit harder to decipher because of its narration, implied that Stick was attacked by Zane. Unless Zane did what Steel is claiming Zane!HH did and attacked himself to lose suspicion. If we want to believe that Zane is trying to do a WGG, it would make more sense for Zane!Stick to do so than Zane!HH do to so. Let's look at when I was attacked. Zane was a topic of discussion, but not the forefront of discussion. He might of been on the front page, but only one of those little side columns, not the headline. However, now Zane is on all our minds because we now have a closer chance of lynching him. Headline material. Thus, it would make more sense to attempt to dissuade the village from attacking you when all their attention is on you. I'll also add that this whole plan would have been formulated with Maill, because PM. Do I believe all of what I just wrote? Not necessarily, but if Stick were to be Zane, this explains the events of last night.
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    Who is "we?"
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    Ergh. Devotary Rath. This is utter madness.
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    What the... . You can't do this to us, Elandera. I doubt there's enough time to do anything anyways.
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    I don't want to do this. For one, it would finally lay my crazy hypothesis to rest. However, we can't have a contested vote like this. Maill, I'm trusting you. If Devotary turns up village, I'm going to be pretty skeptical. Rath Devotary.
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