Steeldancer

Me when he almost gets hit by a rock: Dude get yourself some Shardplate

JASNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND HE PARTED THE WINDS AND TRUE VOIDBRINGERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HYPE IS REAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edit: IF I WEREN'T IN CLASS I WOULD BE DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN JJASSNAAAHHHHHHHHHJHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Also, Voidlight confirmed! It is a thing! But where does it come from?

I'm not sure sounding undignified is something that can be fixed..

I was aiming for big, big things. Not ecology or specific characters.

*mutters something about Shalladin threads taking over the Shard*

I got Shallan, mainly because I feel like some of those questions are really subjective. Meh.

Here I'm just compiling the most important questions regarding what's going on on Roshar. I'll also list the most popular theories and ideas regarding each one. This is mainly for helping focus attention on questions that we hope will be answered in Oathbringer. 1. Voidbinding. Seriously, what the storms is going on with this. We have a chart, that indicates that there are 10 void-orders. But if it's of Odium, why are there 10? The best ideas are that it has to do with Forms of Power, but given the path that part one has been taking with the Parshendi... I personally am inclined to say Voidbinding is not restricted to Parshendi. We don't really have enough info on this to make any solid theories, at least none that I've seen. 2. The Unmade. Are they related to Broken Heralds, Orders, Surges, or are they just arbitrary mockeries of that which Honor made? I assume you guys know what I think, and the issues with that theory. I haven't seen a better explanation yet, so, until I see one that's what I'm sticking with. 3. The Oathpact. I haven't actually seen a lot of theories on this, which is odd given how it's a massive hole in our understanding of Roshar. The only one I've seen is that its a pact between Heralds and Honor and Cultivation, relating to the first and secondary attributes of each order. We know its between Honor and Heralds, and only traps Odium tangentially. It's also not totally broken, a la Taln. 4. Desolations. How many were there? Why were they so storming destructive? Why did they start when a Herald broke, and why would they start again if the Heralds did not return to Braize? How did the first one start? No real amazing ideas relating to this, so I'll move on. 5. Shardplate. From WoB, we probably won't be getting answers to this, but was it made of Stormlight or Spren? Not much more to be said there. 6. Heralds. Where are the rest of the ones we don't have confirmed yet? Big guesses are Tezim is Ishar, and Liss is Chana. Also, that carrot city insane guy, as Jezrien? Also, where is Taln ATM? And where did his blade end up? 7. Aimia. Seriously. What's going on there? 8. The Shattered Plains and the pacifying of the Listeners. Both of these events require more investiture than we've seen used at once before, to the point of being WoA level events. Where did that investiture come from, and how is it accessed? If I forgot anything important, feel free to tell me. Note that several opinions above on these subjects are just that- opinions. Opinions I have based on what I've seen, but still opinions. Don't take them as fact.

I was trying to work out the logistics of that, but I couldn't figure out why a person would blow up. Burning is the best I got, sorry

Crispy Gerbil, I'm going to be honest and say my brother gave me that particular idea.

Also, no I will not be trying to make the first thread tomorrow. My urge for conquest is satisfied.

I had seen that WoB before, but here's how I think about it. The unmade obviously haven't ALWAYS been around. And, what is it fixed to? And why is it fixed there? It would make sense that it would be "fixed" to the number of broken heralds, in my mind. Not a killer for the theory. It isn't great for it, but I think it would still work. Also, when is that "it's not 10" one from?

Obviously I Squired so well a spren was attracted to me.

Chaos, Destroyer of Worlds and Spoilers.

Warning: Thor Ragnarok quote

That's... a lot of cats. I hope things work out Mestiv. Eh I might as well complain a bit more. So last year I went to Conference AllState, the choir composed of the best singers in the state. It was amazing. I made a goal to get an 100 on my solo and get in. Unfortunately, i was an idiot and I decided to change voice parts, to Bass 1, from Tenor 2. I got an 100 on my solo, and I felt great. Then I got a letter saying I was an alternate. And now I know I'm not getting in, because there were too many 100s. And I so desperately wanted to be in that choir again, and I'm really depressed about it. I worked my butt off to get that 100, and now... I don't get in because I changed voice parts. If I had stuck with Tenor 2, i probably would have gotten in. Nothing I can do now, but just be kind of upset.

Oathbringer? Self Control? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dune is a little weird, but totally cleanish. If you haven't read Brandon Mull, read that. It's all clean. Septimus Heap, if it hasn't already been mentioned. And Rangers Apprentice, and Brotherband. I love those series.

Ah. I forgot about Korg. He did kill moments. But the moments with Hulk and Thor were just pure gold. And yes, of course Loki did that. Also, i was reminded of a shardblade with Heimdall...

It was pretty awesome. It also wasn't too funny. But the moments that were funny were absolutely hilarious. Also, Valkyrie is really hot. The Easter Eggs were great. The CGI wasn't over the top, but was still pretty great. I enjoyed it a lot.

Well I had another good day at work. $35 dollars for being the best at getting donations for our local foodbank, and entered into a $500 drawing, and my managers love me. And then all the managers applauded me for being the best, and it was really overwhelming. And now I get to go see thor.

Coming up with creative ways for y'all to die is hard work.

Hey? How much could I bribe you with to send that to me?

And have been altered by using the toilet paper the wrong Way.

Hey! I just got a raise! I didn't even know I got raises in my job, i thought I would be perpetually minimum wage! Made my day that much better

Apparently about 800+ words a minute. So about 10 hours. If I can get reading time...