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Assassin in Burgundy

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  1. That normally works but not on mobile. I know there's a way to do it with brackets and stuff but I can't remember. @Wonko the Sane, didn't you know?
  2. Trying to be more active but still pressed for time. Dankness is just being weird, with all the deuling himself and stuff. Cheering Elenion. How do you make colors again?
  3. They were coming. They had found Dimsari. He, the Jackal, Burganaa, the Keeper of Rabbits, would be next. As he stood over the body of his companion, something snapped. Not Allomantically, of course, but something deeper down, more primal. He would find her killer. He would avenge her death. And no matter what the cost, he would get home. Sorry for inactivity, I haven't really got enough time to fully dissect this game in detail. I'll try and pay more attention though.
  4. Did you hear about the kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up.
  5. Thousands of wigs were stolen from a local factory last night. Police are combing the area.
  6. I'm gonna go by @Elenion's count. Kill Scadrial, heal Roshar. 3. First of the Sun- 41 5. Roshar- 14 6. Scadrial- 0 goodbye Wayne
  7. There's this one cantrip (basically a really small spell) that lets you do it in an expansion for first edition AD&D.
  8. On a happier note, it agreed to call me the Lord Ruler. Still doesn't agree to worship me though.
  9. I tried to get Siri, the virtual assistant on iPhones to call me the Lord Ruler. The conversation went as follows: Me: Siri, call me the Lord Ruler. Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Me: I WILL DRILL A HOLE THROUGH YOUR MECHANICAL BRAIN WITH A COIN YOU ARTIFICIAL SWINE. (Already playing the part of the Lord Ruler) Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Me: ...
  10. My brother spawned a bee inside a guy's helmet once. And that guy was allergic to bees. And he died. So yeah.
  11. Oh yeah. Completely blanked on that. I'll change it.
  12. Spoilers for White Sand to follow: For those who haven't read it, you can email Brandon and he'll give you a free copy in pdf format.
  13. Not Roshar, but in soviet final empire, metals burn you!
  14. I have 7 merit currently. I'll cheer for Rae. I'm cheering him just because that seems to be who everyone's going for and I'd like to prevent vote manipulation.
  15. This is pretty out there, but has anyone heard of the game The Resistance? There's also another version called Avalon if you've heard of that. It would probably be possible to convert it into a very very modified round of SE. As in taking the existing rules and transmuting them into a forum game. Really random thought. Just wondering what people's feedback is on this.
  16. The Jackal stood off to the side, his face a mask. This was no problem to him. He would support the Faithful as long as they got him home. He longed for his palace in T'Telir, though it was likely he would never make it back. He knew this Kavax, but he didn't particularly care either. What mattered was the Healer. He was the key. Getting home wasn't something the Jackal could accomplish through sheer force of will. Unless he had help.
  17. Colors. There were more people here than the average arena in Nalthis. The Jackal reflexively hunched down, before realizing he was one of them. On Nalthis he had been a Returned; here he was a Gold. He had figured out the system soon enough, and only had to strangle a few suspicious people. He would need to remain careful, or his lack of the knowledge of customs would give him away. Well then, he thought. This should be interesting. He made his way over to Tiberius' chamber and bent his knee before him. The man reminded him of His God King. When he said the oaths, his voice slipped, thinking of his God he was now betraying, and sweating fealty to another. He stood up and walked away. What are the chances I will get home? He thought. Only the Healer has that box. There's no way. Suddenly, he smiled. If I can't get back, I'll accept that. But I'm sure as hell not going down without a fight.
  18. The Assassins in Technicolor Clothes sees spreading chouta as our holy mission. The fact that we received this message via an earring proves nothing.
  19. Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote. Yeah I admittedly did have trouble with that question. Did you put your shoe on your head after reading the terms and conditions? Otherwise your soul might be sold for a bagel probably by next week. Oh, and for the which books to read next, I would suggest Mistborn, Elantris, and Warbreaker. @bleeder, our resident wearer of vests, has free pdf copies of Warbreaker and the Emperor's Soul if you're interested.
  20. I'd like to join as a Sand Master if that's ok.
  21. Could chasmfiends' "stormform" be thunderclasts? Or the other way around?
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