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  1. Straw
    Energy was walking down a Portland street. Up ahead Energy noticed a house and decided to have some fun. Walking up to the steel door Energy sucked heat from it and converted it into kinetic energy allowing him to send the door flying. As Energy walked in he was faced by a angry man with a shotgun. "Please," Energy said, "spare me the antics and put the peashooter down." "Please don't kill us," the man stammered as he backed away, "Please don't." "Shoot me," Energy barked. "What did you say?" the man replied. "Are you deaf." Energy said as he stared at the man, "I said shoot me, you imbecile." Energy watched as the man aimed and fired the gun at point blank range. They fell to the floor, sucked of kinetic energy. "This is a lesson. It is about a ant and a boot." Energy said as if speaking to a small child, "The ant tries to kill the boot but the boot kills the ant Instead. It is a simple lesson of life." Energy converted the kinetic energy into electricity and shot a powerful bolt of lightning at the man who was thrown against the wall by the sheer force of the bolt. "Remember that we are the boots and you are the ants," Energy said in a whisper, "And that we will crush you with ease." As Energy walked away from the house he sucked up light and converted it into sound to crush the house with a concussive wave. "Next destination, Astoria," Energy thought as he disappeared into the night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is my intro post for my character Energy! He is hoping to join the battle for Astoria!
  2. Straw
    On weekdays there are no formal topics so just squabble over coffee, pugs, and hot dogs.
  3. Straw
    After seeing Bladestorm I decided to make a Epic who could give him a run for his money that is why he is so powerful.
  4. Straw
    *imitates singing orphan*"We want more!"
  5. Straw
    Each weekend we will have a formal debate. Inbetween feel free to spar over silly things like Orlion does.
  6. Straw
    Found this online:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwichlook under usage for a court ruling on sandwiches.
  7. Straw
    I came up with some good epic ideas but am not very good at RP so if you want to join but have no epic ideas feel free to use these. Storm of Glass
  8. Straw
    Would anyone like a formal debate?
  9. Straw
    Elbow!
  10. Straw
    I will sign up as Oromis, who will disagree will anything and everything the person above him says.
  11. Straw
    lerasium
  12. Straw
    Agreed!
  13. Straw
    When we have 5 members not including me the formal debates shall begin!
  14. Straw
    Join the debate club! http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/53612-the-debate-club/?view=getnewpost
  15. Straw
    This is a social group where we will debate about anything and everything! Start a debate or join a current debate! Even if you're not a member feel free to make your voice heard. Member list: -ThatTinyStrawMan. Debate club leader -CarolaDavar. First member -spencer12347 -TheOnlyJoe -Delightful -Voidus -A peasant among wolves -Curious Aximander -The Young Bard Rules: -No politics/religion. -No double posting. Current debates:
  16. Straw
    For being a member of the 17th shard pony invasion.
  17. Straw
    Does anyone here need ideas for epics? I have a truckload of them.
  18. Straw
    *steals a horse* *goes galloping after Kaymyth while squirting water at Orlion* "Remember to bring squirt guns to debates!"
  19. Straw
    Racing Acrobats Certainly Eat Carefully, Anna Roberts. ULTRON
  20. Straw
    Lots of colors and spikes! 7/10
  21. Straw
    *squirt, squirt* Coffee prevents type two diabetes! Coffee is a drug! *squirt, squirt* Coffee gives you energy! Coffee causes insomnia! *squirt* Nailed him! *performs victory dance*
  22. Straw
    For train wrecking AdkBards intro post.
  23. Straw
    Time to hunt Orlion down with my squirt gun while talking about the pros and cons of coffee.
  24. Straw
    *grabs squirt gun*
  25. Straw
    For being more popular on the shard than me. (Do you think he is more deadly in Sanderson Elimination than me?)
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