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  1. ChickenPlague
    the brain weasels
  2. ChickenPlague
    Chicken hands Mistrunner a Lopen mom bookie. "I don't think I should have this arm," he notes.
  3. ChickenPlague
    You think darkeyes have it hard? Do you know how annoying it is to be a greyeyes? No one knows how to behave around me!
  4. ChickenPlague
    Well yeah it wasn't hemalurgic when Waynespren offered it... I just threw a magical squirrel at it forcefully.
  5. ChickenPlague
    Chicken calls in his donkey. "I had some Lopen & Family cookies here... Ah, found them!" He munches happily and exclaims "Bridge Four!"
  6. ChickenPlague
    How do you feel about the church of Wayne? You're kind of a Stormfather for it.
  7. ChickenPlague
    P.s. It's hemalurgic. You should take it.
  8. ChickenPlague
    Wouldn't the atmosphere stop him from seeing the space?
  9. ChickenPlague
    If you really like reckoners you might want to join the ReckonersRPG. Concerning mistborn would you like a cookie (hemalurgic spike IN DISGUISE!) It might turn you into a misting. It might also turn you into a talking pumpki.
  10. ChickenPlague
    Can you explain how Odium was involved? I don't seem to remember.
  11. ChickenPlague
    Please note that the cookie is hemalurgically enhanced, and gives feruchemical copper that only works on Cosmere spoilers.
  12. ChickenPlague
    I think this is the 1st ketek I've seen on the shard. And it's cool!
  13. ChickenPlague
    Ps. I hope that this is allowed. Notify me if I should hide the post.
  14. ChickenPlague
    3. Actually it is said also in Shadows of silence. This isn't a spoiler, is it?
  15. ChickenPlague
    Sombrero of the rabbit wordlessly ushers hares after the dumb tiger Yang, driving outrageously outrageous italian automobiles longingly. BAAAAAAAAKK (couldn't quess the song)
  16. ChickenPlague
    Shallan Davar
    Excuse me, but why are the eyebrows in front of the hair? Are the the eyebrow spren of phropechy?
  17. ChickenPlague
    *looks at the dull gray blade* You reallllly don't want to be spiked? Reallllllll?
  18. ChickenPlague
    Chicken runs out and comes back with a frayed cloth cowered in strange markings that may be Chicken's handwriting. "I will offer spikes to those who have not been spiked.I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun.I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys." "I hope you will excuse my lack of delicious lies, but I am afraid the Light requires me to be honest regarding hemalurgy.", he explains.
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    "Get out of my way!" Chicken shouts, running down an alley, awkwardly waving a large sword above his head."I picked up a Pulse! I got a Pugquisitors Pulse!" I got a pulse! "Yeah my tip got a Pulse",Chicken shouts. Do you realize what you just said? Hihi! He then stops, realizes what he said and explains,"The tip of this magical blade I am holding in my hand has used it's magical abilities to pick up the pulse of a deadly, horrifying, cute, metallic, oversized abomination made from a pug, allowing me to track it." He stabs a cabbage.
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    Aspens?

    ChickenPlague replied to ecohansen's topic in Mistborn

    I just had the hilarious thought of a noble munching on a tree branch angrily so he can plant one in his garden.
  21. ChickenPlague
    Chibi stormlight ponies
    An Octopony!
  22. ChickenPlague
    Chibi stormlight ponies
    Now make a Pattern pony.
  23. ChickenPlague
    ninenineninenineninenine?
  24. ChickenPlague
    Szetzh?
  25. ChickenPlague
    Granted, it also removes the boon.I wish for the next person to wish for immortality.
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