Stormgate

I have literally no idea what I would do under attack.

A trilogy might be a bit much... Maybe a novel if you do it right.

It don't matter how sharp the blade if you get bonked on the head.

If you were an Epic, what would your powers be?

If something is partially in darkness, it gets harder to teleport. Things in direct light are theoretically possible, but would knock him out. With weather, he can make and control very large storms, but the smallest is about the size of a city. Lightning from the sky is a possibility, but very inaccurate. He has fairly good wind control to allow for flight, and can shoot lightning from his hands (his preferred mode of attack). Making weather not normal for the climate or time of year is harder than normal weather, but still possible. He can't create hurricanes or tsunamis. Lightning storms are easiest, even in places where lightning storms are very unusual.Also, I have thought of two more Epics. One called Neutrality has the Epic ability of being immune to Epic powers. Using Stormgate as an example, if Stormgate shot Neutrality with lightning, he wouldn't be affected. If Stormgate made it rain, he wouldn't get wet. With precog Epics, they aren't able to sense him. If Fortuity were to try to shoot him, it would miss. If the guy with the bottomless magazine (shoots bullets forever) were to shoot him, it generally would go right through him, unless he was shot with a bullet that had been put in the old fashioned way. I'm contemplating whether or not Epic invincibility affects him. He has about a 2-inch radius of his Epic-cancelling power, so Epic powers don't affect his clothes. Also, Epic powers means Epics, gifted vanillas, and Epic tech are useless on him. He is an Epic assassin. The second Epic is much less powerful. His name is Mugshot. His power is to shoot mugs from his hands at variable speeds. Any mug. "Worlds Best (insert whatever here)" mugs. Plastic mugs, thermos mugs, any mug. He can shoot them at high speeds, but the faster it is, the more it drains him. He could make a mug the size of a house, but that would be very difficult to pull off, and he would not be able to make mugs for days.

It better not be Kelsier...

You have a lot of cats, don't you?

I think Dakhor symbols are based on triangles? Like how MaiPong Forgery is based on circles, and AonDor on squares. I have no idea what shape ChayShan is based on, though.

Can I make Hoid an honorary member? Also, I choose to not take a high position, as I don't like to confuse people all the time. Just when it's fun to do so.

It's awesome, you see

I literally know nothing about Star Wars 7 besides the fact that there is Han Solo and Chewy, there is a droid with an R2 head and a ball for a body, and there are Jedi. That's about it. Also, I know there are no spoilers on the Shard except for Kipper's post (I actually read it. It made zero sense to me) and the spoiler board.

One of my pet peeves is not being able to cry when I want to. I would be in tears for you if I could.

The Allomantic metals are natural for Scadrial. We keep bandying about Harmony 'switching the metals', but the metals are an integral part of Scadrial. The Mistings, at least, are more or less stable. This comes from a WoB that the Surge pairings on Roshar are a part of the planet, like the metals on Scadrial.

Metal sharp objects that grant blessings... Hemalurgy! Earth is Cosmere!

I have no access to the Christmas special but I would like to officially declare myself a Whovian.

You can explain that, but what is actually really crazy is that it is their reasoning at all.

There is confusion about whether Calamity is even there. Calamity can be seen everywhere in the world, and even appeared through Nightwielder's cloud of darkness. Calamity isn't really there.

I have wanted to ship Wayne and Marasi since AoL. I knew she would have no chance with Wax, so I went with Wayne. A Pulser and a Slider. Anyone?

...we have the Shard......and Sanderson teaches a college course...

So. Many. Warbreaker puns.

He already has an army of clones. How do you think he writes books so fast?

Split the bead. Everyone has fifteen extra powers.

What truck?

Fair enough.

Really a pointless use for lerasium.