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  1. Jumae II is not one for length. It is why he never uses the letter 'm', except for where he has to within his identifier. It also describes the length of this post, which should not be long. Or Average. He also switches up his PoV now and again, because why not? I feel saddened by the loss of private day talking, but will endeavour to keep active in the next 48 (or so) hours. Also, I have just realised that I can no longer vote for anyone whose identifier contains the accursed letter. Oh well.
  2. A Letter Detailing That Which Should Be Detailed, And Also That Which Should Not Document authored by Jumae II Edited by Jumae II Written by Jumae II If you are reading this, do not question how it got into your hands. Or if you do, you can come up with your own answer and it might as well be true. Attached to a knife that went into your desk? Cliche, but probable. Attached to a flying elephant that has ruined your property? Not cliche, equally probable. Either way, it is best to assume that I am both omniscient and omnipotent, and I like to think of myself as omnibenevolent but some people disagree, what can you do? As for if me being all three would make me somewhat of a god, I personally have a more ambitious aim than that, of which I cannot say (or yet know of). What is the point of this document, of which we are still possibly in the intro of? That is for future Jumae II to know, and present Jumae II to stumble through. We don’t talk about past Jumae II, he went through a bit of a phase that one time. Anyway, I hope everyone reading this is going to respond, you can just leave a message lying around somewhere and I can pick it up, perks of the family, eh? I’ve put a fair few question marks in this document so far, and for that I apologise. Again, past Jumae II does things which the rest doesn’t want to talk about. That won’t happen again. Neither will long sentences. Verbosity is waste. Succinct is viable. Other 3 word phrases. But not that one. Maybe we should move on from this. Let’s try this whole purpose thing again. My name is Jumae II - which you should know by now, or preferably before this - and I have not exactly come here willingly. Very dramatic, I know. My aim is to find the cause of the event that has dragged me to this specific world, so if anyone has any information then I would very much appreciate it, and will give you priority on any mail. Other details that should be detailed are that my favourite colour is Ozhun, and also that I have not seen Ozhun in years so please send me some if possible. If you don’t know what it is, that’s more your loss than mine, but I mourn it all the same. Farewell For Now Through This Document Jumae II PS: This note is going out to everyone, so if at any point you feel called out, get some help.
  3. As someone experienced in the art of last minute bandwagons if the rollover is good enough, I feel obligated to sign up for this game. Character name and behaviour and all that jazz TBD, but I'll be in.
  4. Ol' Huld was now at a loss for what ta do. He'd basically done all that he'd wanted to for a good while, so what now? "Snip, why were ya so interested in me gun?" At least it's more than some.
  5. Huld was just a tad confused, who started a crusade here? And secondly, Rogiv didn't seem to have done anything wrong. In fact, it seemed like they had the right idea if anything. "Elandera, I think you should abstain for this here crusade." 'Course, Huld now had to wonder why he just randomly said Elandera, where did that come from?
  6. Ol' Huld was getting quite tired of the same question. 'Gun this' or 'Gun that'. All o' em are stupid questions, when the answer is always 'Gun Huld', but not in the shoot Huld kinda way, more in the Gun is owned by Huld kinda way, ya hear?
  7. Ol' Huld knew that some things just gotta be done. Take for example this whole camp supply shenanigans thing, now why couldn't they just hand items out properly rather than whatever ya call this? Is there no kinda administration or whatcha call it 'round here? Ah well, guess that just means Ol' Huld can get straight to it. Always fancied having a gun, Huld has. Looks right intimidating and uh, yeah. Huld knows it can do other things. --------- Stink here for hopefully the only time, enjoy playing with Huld, he's a bit weird.
  8. Third time is the charm, supposedly. RP Character will appear in the first cycle, I guess. Been a while since I've had to use those kinds of muscles (not like I use actual muscles much anyway) but you get my drift.
  9. I'm just popping in here to say quickly I'm probably not gonna be active for this cycle/possibly next one as my laptop broke so need to figure out repairs for it and all that jazz. Sorry lads
  10. I'm down to groove with all these various dudes and dudettes with my guy Flans Mastic who has no relation to the word fantastic or anything.
  11. Thought I'd already signed up sorry, I'll most likely do some RP stuff in a short while. Anyway, signing up for this.
  12. Supreme Slovenly had a great idea. In fact, he was sure that no-one would ever possibly complain because it was simply that good. It's a fairly simple one as well, hasn't got a bunch of steps to follow or anything complicated like that. "Commodore Clutch, have you considered leaving me to myself in the Dining Room? I assure you, I won't be lonely seeing as I have this handy Mobile and this whole physical socializing thing sure is making me tired." And with that, they just had to wait for a response. @DeathClutch19
  13. "Supreme Slovenly at your service, it seems that there is a simple matter of Justice to be upheld? I have previous experience with the police in such things, I'm sure this kind of thing will blow over quickly." As the name suggests, Supreme Slovenly is quite supreme. Supreme in what? Well, that would be quite telling. Suffice to say, Supreme Slovenly is at least a master of repetition and commas. What else? Ah wait, I've already said I can't say too much. A shame, that.
  14. Is this a passive that protects you from one 'kill' or an active that stops all 'kills' for just that cycle?
  15. Steel. Imperial Mint hadn't seen anything saying that this Steel fellow was reputable, but couldn't recall anything that also made it clear that they were not. And since Mint was now apparently living in a world by themselves with no-one else to interact with, they also hadn't talked to anyone else about it. So they'd just chilled, for the most part. And now this Steel had the nerve to accuse Mint of being whatever a Gyorn was? For one, he didn't even know what that was! Secondly, if Mint was one then Mint can assure you that there would be no such background for Mint. No, he would be the mysterious entity in that painting of his, slowly encroaching on all of you from both the inside and outside until all is Mint. But alas, Mint has nothing.
  16. Mint was apparently quite fatigued, having to deal with all kinds of actions related to their court outside of this matter of intrigue. But despite all this, he still wanted to at least contribute in some form to the others, with the gift of his royal insights. Mint asked the nearest servant if this wasn't fabricated and sent to him as some kind of joke. Surely whoever was transcribing their words was at least making something up? And if not, then Mint was going to be quite suspicious of whoever this fellow was, irrespective of if they'd made some fool's gambit to eliminate one of the conspirators or not. Mint was outraged upon receiving this transcription, however. Had this imbecile truly left them out of their reads list? Mint would surely make them pay for it, and reached for his poison vial that had been procured upon arrival in this strange realm. Alas, his spectral minty hand was unable to grasp the vial, as it had left his inventory long ago. Surely there would be other ways to make this person pay for their heinous crimes. Mint approves of this farmer's logic. Quite gifted for one of his station, and may even be worth a position in his court. However, one also wonders if this insight is also what the conspirators were looking for when 'recruiting', though Mint can forgive that if they stop now. A generous position, anyone will admit. Mint the Generous, now that's a title for one to have.
  17. Mint wonders if at this point they are the only one without PMs.
  18. Mint was near outraged. He'd merely slept a little longer than usual after having a near demonic possession happen to him, and he wakes up to nothing but death! Clearly, no one here knows how to treat royalty. But what was he to do today? He'd tried holding a session of court, and clearly no one here even knew what that is based on the lack of responses to that. Had anyone even come to look at the art that he had actually spent something on? Well, that part of it doesn't matter as much, but it still rankles Mint. Mint honestly had no idea what was going on, but was too distracted by his royal duties to read through some very lovely notes (from that now deceased Archivist) and some very scribbled ones (Mint did not know where they came from). Take note everyone, this is why you do not get into the habit of sleeping. Especially when you're made of sugar.
  19. I'm gonna drop the mint thing for this post, hopefully only this post. If we're gonna have all of our PM people waste their stuff on Aman, doing a 'follow the cop' strategy. Could we please at least have the cop co-operate now instead of withholding stuff? Nothing's gonna make people not vote for Araris, clearly. Just accept cop status. Or have people not take you for a cop. Either one, but please don't do an in-between thing.
  20. Mint wakes up. If you're gonna be a pseudo-whatever honestly don't know, might as well go full way. Mint should go to sleep.
  21. Mint woke up. Mint saw that no-one was really trying to discuss anything anymore. Mint don't have time for that.
  22. Mint saw all that was going on, and got bored. Mint hopes to sleep peacefully for the night, so wishes all his subjects a good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
  23. Mint awoke from his somewhat distressed sleep, still worried about whether he would already have to deal with an insurrection based on some of his petitioners comments. He didn't expect much to have happened however, so decided to take it slow for a while and maybe give the others some time to take Mint in. Still, was worth asking a nearby servant if there was any news. "You there! How was the death of Daoate? Must've been a gruesome thing, those guards should surely know how to fight back." "Daoate still lives. Are you perhaps asking about the death of Saoir? They say he didn't really do anything, just took the sudden attack from some others in the same meeting." "Saoir? Why would they do that? And do they know no manners? Gah, imagine how hard it'll be for them to get a new Archivist! Serves them right, should've at least waited until the meeting was finished. Oh, you can go back to whatever you were doing just now." Mint then rolled away, intent on asking some questions to those who'd apparently decided to randomly kill a secretary during his sleep. Unfortunately, he got lost.
  24. Be glad that I do not punish you here and now for your suggestion. Any further questions along these lines will net a punishment, insolent human. Indeed, Mint is capable of referring to himself as Mint. For Mint is always Imperial to Mint, and does not like to waste epithets on himself needlessly. However, I am pleased that you are paying attention to such things. Keep this up, and good things may come to you. Actually, retract that last sentence. I must also reprimand you about this line of thought. One does not impale their one true king, as a general rule. One does not rise to royalty without some skills, my goodman. I advise to you the skill of listening to your elders, so that you may also develop during your time here. While Mint does regret that you are not able to attend to me swiftly, one does understand that certain requirements must be met before a presentation to a better being. I look forward to further correspondence, Enerin.
  25. Mint's personal court was set. He'd finally managed to drag a chair all the way to the perfect place, which was quite impressive for an actual mint which is smaller than a chair leg. Hopefully, the painting was going to deal with what Mint was attempting, but if it didn't then at least he got something out of it. Should have commissioned a banner as well, or a royal banner. "People of... this city. My personal court is now officially declared open for all non-sweets. I'm open to all petitions one desires to open, and will devote my attention to all. Do not feel afraid to approach, all questions will also be answered." And with that, Mint awaited a response.
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