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Working on my Substance fight, but have a severe case of writer's block.... Any help? What im trying to figure out is an epic that would suit the fight. Right now im thinking of having It in a space-like enviroment With tiny planets and stuff randomly spread out everywhere, with the planets having their own gravitational pulls and other things like that... EDIT: via Imgflip Meme Maker

Actually, Brandon revelad he invented Nightwelder because he wanted the city to feel all gloomish and stuff.

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Laughed. So fracking hard.Oh, and for the Random epic making of the day: Chair: Primary Power: Chair Cellphone: Can comunicate with chairs. This power is very limited since chairs can't talk. So the only thing he really gets from the chairs are the color of the pants of whoever sat on them in the last 24 hours. This power is also involuntary, so going as far as touching a chair will set It off. Chair is an epic who before Calamity was an athlete in top notch shape, he was very intelligent and had a promising future, he also knew 7 diferent lenguages and was a BLAST at parties. It seemed as if the world smiled at him. Then Calamity came. Soon after Calamity arrived Chair found out he could communication with chairs, and his life was ruined. He was almost killed by The Reckoners 7 diferent times, and no place wanted him since he was an epic, and he didn't have an impressive power, plus, to top It off, Calamity had given him a HUGE corruption, so much that if he Even dared to go as far as to touch a chair, he started threatening to death people around him. He wasn't fun at parties anymore. Chair just sort off wanders from town to town, avoiding chairs and trying to pass off as a vanilla. He despises Throne, an epic who thinks of himself better than him just because his power is to Telekinetically LIFT chairs. Also, his life totally sucks. Weakness: Chinese Takeout.

Wait, what if Nighthound gets a...... Wait for it. Wait for It. Wait for It. Hound!

Maybe there can be a two headed emu included in the plot?? . http://www.google.com.mx/imgres?imgurl=http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokemon-blue-version/d/d0/Doduo.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.ign.com/wikis/pokemon-red-blue-yellow-version/Doduo&h=300&w=275&tbnid=fmYrNZmX7AshzM:&zoom=1&docid=KnibNKAU9NTkjM&hl=es&ei=O_yOVYuuMIG0sQWGma6wBA&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CCQQMygBMAE

Forget that! Imagine the pokemon that could be created! :ph34r:

Wait a second... Chimaera can create pokemons!!!!

I think the Dog is trying to eat the cat.

Well then, i guess ill get so gross you will HAVE to stop running to throw up.

I'll be the pebble to your boot! I'll make you sorry you ever started running! I see you also like to watch the game theorists

Why? You have no idea do you? :,(

And the useless battle to topple Inhuman continues. Mettronome 6 SoulCaster 6 Bone 7 Savannah 6 Brighthead 4 Inhuman 16 [HURT] Deathskull 6 Substance 5 [HEAL]

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You still can't explain how they put their clothes on or grab their pokeballs in general. Also, forcing a toddler into fighting until he gets 3rd degree burns is NOT okay. (Even if said toddler has lighting powers)

Yes! Yes! Pokemon memes will rise and ponies will be defeated! What do you think of that Kobold? Even in your beloved question thread pokemon cards sneak their place in, pokemon fans will get amongst you, Soon you will have nowhere to go, but i will stay silently watching your every move. Yes, i will stand beside you as the Pokemon find you. I shall watch as every pony you ever posted gets replaced by 2 pokemon pictures. Good luck, Pony-Wielder Kobold. You will need it. (Maniacal evil laughter) Here is a picture of Lightwards: via Imgflip Meme Maker

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:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: Now, for the random epic of the day (Based on random ítems i find laying around): Blanket: Primary Powers: Drowsy Death: The epic wraps a misty cape that grows out of his skin around a selected target, epic or vanilla, and slowly all the willpower of the target will be sucked out, his will to fight and or to escape will slowly decrease until said person sleeps and or dies. Targets with large ammounts of willpower can easily escape his attack, the larger the willpower of a target is, the more effort Blanket taken into making him give up. If Blanket doesn't release her misty cape soon after said target sleeps, the target will die, making It easier for her to kill people already sleeping. This power can only be used on one epic/vanilla at a time. Silky Skin: It appears her body is made entirely of blanket, as guns and knifes used against her have all proven to be futile at harming her. It is said she is a really good knitter, as all the bullet wounds, burns, cuts and other damage she usually receives are knitted by her within an hour. Nobody knows for sure, as many who have tried observing her have died. Blanket Transformation: Can turn herself into a blue colored blanket/carpet that says in yellow letters "Sweet Dreams", upon a closer inspection, an image of an old fashioned drawn Moon with a smiling face and deep red eyes reported to "Be super creepy and unsettling" can be seen. There have also been reports of the moon's eyes apparently "Following one's look" and "Staring into one's souls. It is believed that a mild paranoia is caused by Staring into the smiling moon's eyes. Secundary powers: Hover: She can float like a ghost a few inches of the ground. MistMaker: She can make clouds form around a 100 feet area from her, darkening the area around her. She is known for her haunting appareance and mysterious powerset. She doesn't show her face in public a lot and is used to draft from town to town, always at night or when mist covers her up, Although she enjoys making an appareance in towns where few people live in, darkening the sun around her, hovering above the ground and standing ever so still, Causing fear and anxiety to anyone who dares look into her red eyes for too long. She usually grabs children when they are alone, and takes them to an área where they can be alone. Then they are never heard of again. Every once in a while, however, she sneaks into rooms before people go to sleep, taking the form of a mysterious carpet or blanket that without explaination appeared. The smart people throw them outside, the few idiots who keep them....they don't end up well, or being anything really. No one hears of them again. Weakness: ???????

You wanna mess with me bro? Metronome 6 SoulCaster 6 Bone 7 Savanah 6 Brighthead 4 Inhuman 16 [HURT] Deathskull 8 Substance 6 [HEAL] EDIT: I got ninja'd

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Ok, its ON! Metronome 6 SoulCaster 6 Bone 7 Savannah 6 Brighthead 3 Inhuman 16 [HURT] Deathskull 10 Substance 11 [HEAL]

Do these cookies contain in any form any kind of hermaulogy? If so, do i HAVE to go to a dark alley to eat them?

I still can't ignore the fact someone captured a magikarp with a Masterball.