You haven't read every single one of his obscure novellas? Shame on you!
I kid. Here, take a bookie, courtesy of the Knights Awkward. They're shaped like books and taste like your favorite characters! No spikes involved. Unless you choose Marsh.
No, it wasn't you.
But yeah. It was sort of a geeky wedding. Her sister got up to make a speech and one of things aid was,
"And if you fight: You have your looks, your pretty face and never underestimate the power of BODY LANGUAGE!
Goodness! How is anyone still alive? Shouldn't they have been killed by these things by now?Sorry, I shouldn't be bringing Doctor Who into this.
It's a cool idea, I like it.