So here I was, feeling all accomplished that I had eaten some chicken. I believed ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* anything was possible *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ and naturally, I decided to get a bowl of cereal for dessert. I thought, "oh, I'll just let it soak in the milk for a little bit. It'll be fine." But it turns out that honey bunches of oats has little crunchy bits that are even crunchier than I realized. After causing myself pain and coming to the conclusion that my attempts were futile, I cried a bit, gave the bowl to my mom, and went upstairs to take my pain medication.
Oh, and congratulations, Kaymyth.