That is quite adorable, actually.My cat can't catch a junebug.
Okay, so today in ap world history was gross. We finally got the surprise essay my teacher has been hinting about for the past two weeks. Now, let me tell you about whap essays. You can get one of three types- compare and contrast, document based, and changes/continuities over time (CCOT). But that isn't all. Each one has a "formula" you have to follow, or else you'll fail so badly. Basically you have to memorize a chunk of poorly written text and plug your own stuff into there, even if it isn't correct.
Now, me, being the poor memorizor I am, had none of them memorized except for document essays. So I was screwed before we even got the prompt. It was a CCOT essay, over the hardest topic I've ever gotten. I knew nothing, I repeat, nothing about this prompt. So I sit there, trying to think up changes and I get nothing.
So I go "storm it," write the thesis (which formula I can luckily remember), one change, and then turn it in. I was done.