Sarcasm

Okay, my friend and I are locked in a heated debate on the better author: Brandon Sanderson, or Orson Scott Card. The stakes are high, and losing would bring dishonor and shame to all of the 17th Shard. My friend has read only WOK, and is near the beginning of WOR. Will everybody help brainstorm some points that I can use to bring victory and glory to the Shard? Thanks,

Have you not watched Pitch Perfect?

I ate my twin in the womb I set fires to feel joy.

Losing a limb or a function (blindness) Unpredictability-This one's rather strange. It's as if I have a fear of not being able to control things. For example, I have a minor fear of drowning, as that represents not being able to control my ability to breath and get something which I need. Ignorance My biggest phobia is probably not being good enough or being useless or unwanted. That one's always been a big thing with my parents, who criticize me on everything and make me think I'm not good at anything, and I'm useless and worthless. Thanks for taking the time to read this, but now I'll have to hunt all of you down when I become an epic.

I, for one, am incredibly curious and concerned on the whereabouts of Tia. I have a slight suspicion that she'll come back later and play a major role in apprehending Prof. (My pet theory is that Tia was in a group that created Calamity)

What is your opinion on gay marriage?

FeatherWriter!

Sigh. Jumping on the bandwagon then. Here's me from 2 years ago. (I'm in the middle, holding some random award for something I can't remember)

I just found out that three of my teachers are moving/retiring, and one of them was my absolute favorite, who was the only person who I felt like I could talk to and have her understand me. And my best friend moved to Washington, and two of my other friends switched schools. And a guy who I've kind of liked is moving to Seattle. Change is horrible.

As I so frequently say, "Ignorant airsick lowlanders"

*Awkwardly shuffles. I am officially convinced that i am the shortest person here. 5'2 (Granted, one of my friends is 4'10) ... And I'm a right-side hitter on gold volleyball. Don't ask me how that happened, though I can jump extremely high. I'm half Asian, with dark brown eyes that pretty much look black. I'm extremely tan, which helps cover up my multitude of scars (I'm very clumsy, and quite popular among mosquitos). That is all. Hopefully that's not enough to help any stalkers out there

When you have a bad day and you turn to the 17th Shard before talking to your family. Though, to be honest, the 17th Shard is my family. Sorry. I'm in a rather strange mood. It must be the relentless rain. The Weeping has started.

When you spend 10 hours straight on the 17th Shard catching up to your 2000 or so notifications. And you enjoy every second of it.

I wonder what Brandon's personality type is...

And also with Pascal, Newton, Socrates, and Einstein. Cool!

Hey, awesome! Coincidentally, I just posted a question in General Brandon Discussion on character personality types! http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/30933-what-personality-type-do-you-think-sanderson-characters-are/#entry274544