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    An...unconvered safehand? Scandalous! What has this world come to!
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    Next thing you know, your sister is going to find your Shardplate in her laundry...
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    When you knock a jar of ink all over your hands, and your first thought is, "It's Bluefingers! Nalthis is sending me a message via extraterrestrial activity!
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    Sarcasm replied to Young Bard's topic in Tech Support

    Great ideas! Another idea of mine is that you could up the questions for creating an account a bit more, as the current answer is extremely easy to find out by looking up. You could ask questions that only true Sanderfans would know, but I can't come up with any. Just a thought.
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    Does it count as "looking it up" if I got it from reading an astronomy book yesterday, then just found this question today? If not, then
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    I am not an identity thief! What I do is great art... Forgery. You need to accept that the soul of the debit card WANTS to be Brandon Sanderson. You must take that in account. (Emperor's Soul)
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    When you customize your debit card to have Brandon's face on it. Which does NOT make me weird. Or a stalker.
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    Firefight spoiler:
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    Slight thread necromancy here, but I think that with this type of power, Epics believe that they are immortal. Could it be that when
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    Congrats! Now you can hopefully devote more time here... hope to see you around more!
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    For a very good reason. The Reckoners isn't Cosmere. None of the books set on Earth or a parallel version of Earth (Legion, Reckoners, Rithmatist) are Cosmere.
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    I nominate Brandon Sanderson for his dedication to his fans and his work, and delivering AMAZING books books in a short period of time, but still maintaining UNBELIEVABLE quality. And, may I point out that that he's the reason why we're all here, and how we even met each other and made all these friends.
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    You know you're a Sanderfan when the first question you ask a guy on a date is if he's ever pooped his pants before.
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    Um. Maximum Ride?
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    Like when your teacher refuses to let you use the Way of Kings for a paper, and when the principal refuses to make Sanderson reading mandatory, despite the multiple persuasive letters and copies of the Stormlight Archive you send him.
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    You know you're a Sanderfan when you dub your graphing calculator "Lightsong the mathematical" (Pure randomness. Don't ask.)
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    *Glances at uncovered safehand. Scandalous!
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    You know you're a Sanderfan when you comb through every dialogue that Wit and Shallan has ever spoken for better comebacks. And then that awkward moment when your friends have no idea what a "chull" or "cremling" is, and think that you're stupid. Which i'm not. I think.
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    I hate to double post, but WHAT?
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    You know you're a Sanderfan when you break your kindle after hurling it at the wall and cursing Brandon after the , and sprain your wrist punching the wall, demanding that Brandon publish Stones Unhallowed immediately.
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    Aaaaah! Takeover of the evil clones!
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