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Sarcasm

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  1. An...unconvered safehand? Scandalous! What has this world come to!
  2. Next thing you know, your sister is going to find your Shardplate in her laundry...
  3. When you knock a jar of ink all over your hands, and your first thought is, "It's Bluefingers! Nalthis is sending me a message via extraterrestrial activity!
  4. Great ideas! Another idea of mine is that you could up the questions for creating an account a bit more, as the current answer is extremely easy to find out by looking up. You could ask questions that only true Sanderfans would know, but I can't come up with any. Just a thought.
  5. Does it count as "looking it up" if I got it from reading an astronomy book yesterday, then just found this question today? If not, then
  6. I am not an identity thief! What I do is great art... Forgery. You need to accept that the soul of the debit card WANTS to be Brandon Sanderson. You must take that in account. (Emperor's Soul)
  7. When you customize your debit card to have Brandon's face on it. Which does NOT make me weird. Or a stalker.
  8. Firefight spoiler:
  9. Slight thread necromancy here, but I think that with this type of power, Epics believe that they are immortal. Could it be that when
  10. Congrats! Now you can hopefully devote more time here... hope to see you around more!
  11. For a very good reason. The Reckoners isn't Cosmere. None of the books set on Earth or a parallel version of Earth (Legion, Reckoners, Rithmatist) are Cosmere.
  12. I nominate Brandon Sanderson for his dedication to his fans and his work, and delivering AMAZING books books in a short period of time, but still maintaining UNBELIEVABLE quality. And, may I point out that that he's the reason why we're all here, and how we even met each other and made all these friends.
  13. You know you're a Sanderfan when the first question you ask a guy on a date is if he's ever pooped his pants before.
  14. Um. Maximum Ride?
  15. Like when your teacher refuses to let you use the Way of Kings for a paper, and when the principal refuses to make Sanderson reading mandatory, despite the multiple persuasive letters and copies of the Stormlight Archive you send him.
  16. You know you're a Sanderfan when you dub your graphing calculator "Lightsong the mathematical" (Pure randomness. Don't ask.)
  17. *Glances at uncovered safehand. Scandalous!
  18. You know you're a Sanderfan when you comb through every dialogue that Wit and Shallan has ever spoken for better comebacks. And then that awkward moment when your friends have no idea what a "chull" or "cremling" is, and think that you're stupid. Which i'm not. I think.
  19. I hate to double post, but WHAT?
  20. You know you're a Sanderfan when you break your kindle after hurling it at the wall and cursing Brandon after the , and sprain your wrist punching the wall, demanding that Brandon publish Stones Unhallowed immediately.
  21. Aaaaah! Takeover of the evil clones!
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