Madagascar

*throw a pig vaguely towards Amanuensis, hits innocent bystander instead* Can you clarify this statement? According to me verrah scientific chart, the legend feller posted two hours ago, while the eternity feller voted fer him six hours ago. My keen mathematical alpigra abilities make me think that two is less than six, which makes me suspect Eternity posted before livinglegend did, makin' the claim he was lurkin' true at the time, but in your statement you seem to imply the reverse. Your "real talk" comment makes me think if you meant that as a joke, but if so the pigs find it a confusing one. I mean, like you said, if we're gonna be votin' to have each other made into delicious chouta, we should at least have our facts straight.

Well, the pigs came back with their initial forensic results. Unfortunately, they ate those results before I could read them. They have received an official reprimand. They are bad pigs and do not deserve chouta! But I will give it to them anyway, because seriously, look at their adorable little eyes. If you haven't gotten your payment yet, Hero, just ring the university up again and refuse to leave until they take care of my tab. Sometimes they'll act indignant and act like they have no idea what you're talking about, but they're just big kidders, so be persistent. I don't find the stinky fellow much suspicious right now, though as a pig researcher I have a bias towards stinky people. If he had anything powerful against the drought guy, I think he would be putting it forward, although it is true ... droughts are very bad for the environment. So I think Stink is chaotic, crazy, insane. A kindred spirit. But this has been well rehashed already. For now, I shall direct the pigs to bite the Drake fella, because the pigs are hungry and get bitey when they don't get fed to promote activity and increase discussion helpful to the village. Data is necessary for forensic investigation and he has not provided any so far. Very uncivil of him. *round chubby eyes gaze upon Orlok. Without context, it is impossible to tell whether they belong to Mapadonet or a pig* Drought exposed himself? I ... I hope it was not in front of anyone ... impressionable. *shudders and covers the pigs' eyes with her apron*

*Mad Mapadonet stumbles into the center of town in a wave of pigs* Killings! Murder! Chaos! Cool heads must prevail if we are to find out who these killers are. Cool, logical, reasonable heads! *everyone's eyes glance upwards toward Mad's own head, where a small muddy piglet is perched rather like a literal porkpie hat* OK NOW DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK PIGS ARE A TERRIFIC HEADACHE CURE. I verified that with science, I did. OK, I am going to unleash the pigs now. Do not be afraid. These pigs are trained death investigation professionals with certifications in forensic pathology and blood spatter/fingerprint analysis. Furthermore, their adorable little pink noses are also incredibly keen and adept at picking up trace evidence. There is a risk that they will eat the victims' bodies, yes, but just remember they are professionals, exactly like I am. It is a small price to pay for justice. And I can say more when I don't have to rush off to an academic lecture which I totally actually have to get to. Don't worry. Also @Stink, I must ask, why did you say it was a "shame" about Drought? Wouldn't it be nice if he was evil? Is there something about Drought I should know about? Does he have a sparkling personality?

Hmmmm ... *clears throat with a horrible noise* I will also have some of that chouta. One for me, and one each for my pigs, I mean, research subjects Bertha, Piggles, Sam Snout, Lord Porkinstein ... you know what, just give me 50 chouta. Look I don't have enough, uh, coin for all of these on my right now, but just put it on the university's tab. They're good for it. I will probably also be pretty busy this weekend.

Hrm, yes, well, you were probably just pulled in by the porcine magnetism. Pigs are well known to be magnetic, in fact, it was my study of this that lead to my many prizes and academic accolades. I'd show you them but, ah, they're in the back. *gestures vaguely at surrounding filth*

Well, here goes. I do not promise extraordinary activity, but I do promise ordinary activity. "Mad" Mapadonet, Kharbranth's most famous and highly renowned pig researcher. Mad Mapadonet is Kharbranth's only pig researcher. Once I was a humble pig keeper, shamed and shunned by all for my hideous face, loathsome manners, and bizarre affinity for pigs. Then I realized that all I had to do was put on a fancy hat and declare myself a famous professor. Everyone still shamed and shunned me, but I felt better about myself. Plus the pigs like me just the same, and they're the only ones who count, really.

Well, that's nice to know with Kynedath at least,I kind of kept voting for myself as a joke and to see if any bad guys would be able to resist joining in. Obviously, I ended up doing jack diddly with that but nice to know it worked how I pictured it. Sort of

Can we learn who the eliminators were? Thanks for running the game! Sorry you feel disappointed by how it went.

Voting for Kynedath.

Removing vote from Madagascar.

Voting for Madagascar.

Voting for Devotary of Spontaneity.

Retracting vote for Darkness_.

Voting for Darkness_.

Removing vote from Madagascar.

Voting for Madagascar.

Removing vote for Madagascar.

Voting for Madagascar.

I'll be in as Madagascar, a completely unremarkable person with no personality, background, or interesting features whatsoever except for being from Madagascar.

Will players in the Court be allowed to read or refer to goings on in the Wood thread, and vice versa, or are they to be completely separated domains?

Unfortunately I wasn't able to sign up for this, even though I was hoping I'd be able to since I'd used my cosmetic role thingy to help make it happen. But it was fun watching it all play out! Hope everyone had fun!

*TRUMPETS* I, Madagascar, hereby approve Herowannabe's My Little Pony Game. This is an announcement. *TRUMPETS * *POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE*

Man, all of those games look really fun. Star Wars and My Little Pony (especially with cosmetic roles) both look fun, and so does Icarus Fell. I'd probably be happy to play any of those. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

I understand he often responds to blood rituals involving the sacrifice of a black goat and/or innocent children. Can't hurt to try.

"No catsh?" IT WASH ALL THE CATSH! All the catsh in me head! An the human imagination ish limitlessh, sho in a way infinite numbersh of catsh were harmed. From another pershpective it might sheem like they were moshtly a bunch of whishkey bottlesh with whishkersh drawn on in crayon. But that'sh just from a shertain point of view.