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Alvron my arms getting tired off whacking with this here plastic lightsaber, so imma start jumping up and down on Ashbringer because I can, and the hopes that something interesting happens. Mostly guided by the force I am. The force, and this barrel of Mandalorian whiskey *hiccup* noncommittal he come off. More from him I would like to hear. What’s up with you? Murder who would you do?
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A type of miniaturized rancor, I believe, which feeds on the miserable souls living on the barbaric backwoods outer rim planet called Flo-Ri-Daa.
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I mean, fair to be, that's... Kind of accurate? A wookie fart about szeth (or anyone else) on the first day I really couldn't give, my own neck for him certainly not enough to stick. Why should I? Know if Szeth was evil I did not, very intent on concocting excuses to murder someone everyone was, seemed to be to mind my own business so the best thing to do. My incredibly profitable business. Selling death sticks to wookies. Once more information once the dust from the whole kerfuffle settled we had, able I was to look at the previous records and information and start to develop theories. Also yes, than make a mega reads list I would literally rather die. A lover, I am, a writer I am not. Why I dropped out of Jedi Academy, I did. Anyway, I'm gonna go sell some more death sticks to wookies, see you later alligator.
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The reason for Wizard I voted rather than Fifth, explained I actually already have. Suspicious I was of Wizard breaking the tie. Suspected I did that Wizard and Xino evil together were. The past 2 days, dominated by confusion and debate over secret votes mucking up executions we have been, so no find Fifth voting for Szeth on the grounds of avoiding letting secret vote shenanigans muck things up suspicious as breaking the tie, as already others his fate had chosen. Obvious both wizard and szeth settlers were, so the death sticks my logic circuits did addle, and shown that theory has been to be not true, but my thoughts at the time those were. As for the rest, apologize I never will for peddling death sticks.
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Return I will to batting Alvron around the knees with a tiny wooden lightsaber. cuz why change up old habits. Copped a death stick he has, and he NEVER BROUGHT IT BACK. Also, see previous. Moff out! *Moff makes the peace sign and then collapses in a drunken heap*
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I admit, this has me interested. It almost sounds like you know of my rep yet in the same post you claim not to be familiar with players styles. Is someone warning you about me in Doc perhaps? Maybe we should see what kind of sabre you drop? *flexes fingers* Moff puts smelly sock on his claw and starts talking in a high pitched sock puppet voice* Buddy this is you ---> *"bOoP boOP, aLvRon iS My nAmE! aT mY bIG BicePS AND MY sHiny sPaCeSHiP, Look! thaT Is THe OnlY ReAsoN mOff CoUlD PossIbly HavE BEen voTinG fOr Me oR the HAIrY EYebALL givING Me, mY Big bICePs And My SHINY SPACeSHIp, nOT THe faCt thAt I'Ve Been BeINg coNSPicUOusLy INconSpICuoUS thiS whoLE TIme, LURkING iN thE ShadOwS WheRE SafE AnD easY to avOid sCRUtIny IT IS, OCcASiOnAllY chatTEriNG aBOuT pazaaK, BUT Not RealLY SaYiNG anYthinG. YES, MOff tHaT meanie just HATes Me BecauSe i'M aWeSOme anD No otHeR reaSOn COuLD PoSSibLy ExPLaIn iT. yEp , thAt's ME, ALvron, wHiCh In sPaCe FrENch MeANs INCREDiBLY aWeSOMe HuMBLE PerSOn" Hate to break it to you, I do, but how rich your daddy and influential your family on Coruscant is, give a steaming Wookie poo we really don't. (By the Force, who let the Wookkie poo and clog up the only bathroom? It's impossible to get a plumber this time of night.) But hey, at least now talking you are.
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Okay, bad Moff feels about walking in on Silhouette making a valiant last stand and like a weirdo just dropping frogs out of my mouth. (In my defense, a big frog it was.) Asked I have been about why I retracted my vote for Xino yesterday. The answer is that something in Xino's words innocent sounded to me, and with all the accusations flying around, unsure I was what side to go for, so the Force told me to shut up for once and see what happened. Silhouette, vote for you I am not based on anything in past lives or "games." As an alien non-Sandersonian to your planet, unfamiliar with what the hell those arguments about are I am. The vote saving you unexplained it is, and concerned I have been about the secret voices corrupting our democracy. Proof of your evil it is not, but question marks in my mind you raise. Trust you, it is hard for me. If kill you today we do not, or saved by a secret for a second time you are, will tomorrow the same question be in our minds, from others distracting us? (*cough cough* ALVRON). In this particular galaxy unfortunately, to start chopping suspects in half and seeing what color lightsaber falls out, the only mechanic for determining any sort of true information is. Then move on we can to other suspects (cough cough ALVRON). I kid Alvron I kid maybe *smokes death stick of paranoia*
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hi guys out back for a death stick I went, what’s up? Oh. Carry on.
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Unvote Alvron, who refuses to respond he does, even when let the Sarlacc's tentacles tickle his toesies. Amazingly stoic, that one is. Threatening him, useless seems to be (albeit fun). Vote to Force Wedgie Shining Silhouette, I will. Look, dude, know if you are a Cultist you are for sure I do not, and this talk about past lives I have no qualification to judge, but being saved by mysterious invisible votes a peculiar look is. If the truth of your allegiance we do not find today, tomorrow just end up arguing about killing you we will be doing again. And unfortunately, the best way to get to the truth is to cut you in half diagonally so the security droids can scan your insides for evidence of the death sticks from me you stole-- I mean, for Cultist activity. Terribly sorry if you're not a Cultist, but die I think you should.
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Tomorrow, suggest I do that everybody vote. Like, right away. Even if for someone not sure you are of or based on pure silly Force intuition. But surely by now, suspicions we all have. Just grab people and dangling over the Sarlacc pit we should. Help it will for us to get the space-ball rolling and always change our minds we can later. Democracy dying to thunderous applause better is than democracy dying with “meh” fart noises. Unless something interesting happens, vote later for Silhouette I may just to make sure that die he does (so no funny business makes him somehow survive and force us to endure this entire same conversation again tomorrow.) (Sequels are overrated.) More interesting it is for me to have more than one person up for Sarlacc-into. But in the meantime keep whacking Alvron’s knees with my tiny lightsaber I will, because by the Force somebody has to.
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A gift, democracy is. Use it, we should not be afraid to, because come on, not like your votes can against you be held in a future court of public opinion a case for being a murderer made, and in your violent public execution by an angry mob resulting, right? Don't look where I'm kicking *awkwardly kicks rug over Xino and Szeth's bloody mutilated corpses*
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Hmmmmm. Is an option there to line, like, five people up in a row and lightsaber them all down the middle to see what comes out, and then their eviscerated bodies use as sleeping bags to keep out the increasingly chilly December weather? Everybody wins, that way. except the people who die, suppose I do.
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Some kinda exotic, foul-smelling tauntaun tamed by a giant, barbarian race on a muddy little planet long long ago in a galaxy far, far away, think I do. If remember my Intergalactic Zoology classes from Jedi Academy correctly I am. (Kicked out of Intergalactic Zoology for smoking death sticks in the back of the class, I was, though, so wrong I could be on that.)
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Hmmm. What this party needs, do you know? More wild accusations, is what I think. Alvron, death stick do you want? Made with Real Death(tm)*, they are. What are you up to? Maybe trying to KILL US ALL? Moff would like to announce that available the Rancor is available for pony rides, thanks to Moff's good friend and dealer Jubba the Hutt. Aware all partygoers should be that the Rancor has many death sticks eaten.
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ELIMINATE KASIMIR don’t eliminate kasimir maybe
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I retract Xino because not sure anymore am I, and innocent blood on my hands I do not want. To be fair, guilty blood I also don’t want on my hands. Really hard to wash off, that stuff is.
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A lot of places, I have put death sticks. A. Lot. for scientific purposes, obviously
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Too late. Arriving at your door the death sticks will soon be. Cash, credit, or equivalent Outer Rims currency I accept (except for slaves, barbarian I am not.) Uh oh… you mean that isn’t what you’re supposed to do with them? No wonder so paranoid I am… Well. Ah. Incredibly simple the answer is, as soon I will explain—- *Moff throws a smoke grenade onto the floor and disappears in a cloud of dust*
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What will really pause, you know? Your heart if too many of these death sticks you eat Oh I mean, no reason to be concerned about these death sticks does anyone, and cut with cheap Alderaanian opium to improve profit margins they definitely are not.
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That's weird and you're weird. Though respect the unfiltered chaos and lust for blood, I have to. Mea culpa, that last batch of death sticks, a bad batch was. Eaten by a rancor, my usual dealer was. For the paranoia, tremors, hallucinations, and explosive diarrhea, that many of you experienced after partaking Moff an apology will offer and in return offer all of you 50% OFF ON THIS NEW BATCH OF DEATH STICKS, GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!* *not a guarantee
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Such language, Moff would never! Lucky you are that too short to reach your butt I am, or being kicked many times it would!
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Like the droid's jib, I am starting to. Despite how much farting yesterday he made me do. (Seriously, place pressure on Moff's abdomen and only you are responsible for the emissions; lucky he is that olfactory circuits his kind do not have installed.) After reviewing those voting for Fifth, joining them I find unnecessary. I will retract wizard and toss a vote for Xino to face trial by rancor I will. The reason bein', Wizard bein' evil would make sense only really if Xino were evil (for if two innocents were up for slaughter, why would a Cultist risk taking the heat by breaking a tie like that?). And interesting it is that everyone jump onto Fifth right after the votes for Wizard there are. Trust Fifth, I do not. Trust the people voting for his death, even less so. So maybe both are evil due to *HICCUP* uhhhhh blatant paranoia induced by heavy amounts of Mandalorian ale and death sticks, my theory is. And more interesting it is to have two people at risk for death by rancor than one, it is.
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@Fifth Scholar Hey, a discount on pre-execution death sticks, I am offering. Only 600 credits! One time deal only.
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Contrived, the argument to kill Szeth was to me. Erratic, the ookla was, but not evil. I was more suspicious of Wizard for breaking the tie in conjunction with the secret vote. More likely to use their secret vote first day the Sith seem to me; for to protect others from death, a Jedi would more likely want. For some nefarious reason, did the Sith want to make sure that the votes away from them tipped and towards Szeth go? Frightened perhaps they were, and grasping for excuses to turn the wrath of the mob away and towards a blameless, albeit ridiculous, innocent. Fifth's vote was cited as purely "to avoid shenanigans." Suspect this may also be, but I did have same thought, that due to potential for voter fraud perhaps votes should be completed by a clear margin, so in the end decided I did to let the Force guide my hand and with my gut to go. Blood on their hands, both of them have. Drake, however, I did just notice was the one who started the whole "kill Szeth for voting a lot" thing and now he vote for Wizard also... blood on their hands so many of you have... hmmmm.... *taps a death stick over his mouth* Jeez Louise, in these things, what is? Paranoid, it's making me. Oh gosh now there are cats are everywhere
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Jedi Mind Trick or Force Lightning, the vote strangeness could have done. The reason for the action, only the actor can know for sure, and tell us they will not. There is no one here that Moff trusts, but Moff knows one thing for sure: five of us here have the blood of an innocent, if somewhat weird, Settler on their hands. So what shall Moff think? Think that the Cultists would have been eager to take advantage of the erratic behavior of the Ookla and turn it against him in order to get rid of a troublesome loudmouth, I do. Lurking in the shadows, some may be, but not all. For the Ookla, many people voted to eliminate him, but of all those I will look that those who spent the least time arguing against him. Suspect I do that a Sith would not want to draw excessive attention by vehemently pushing for the death of one they knew was innocent, but would want to give enough reason to deflect suspicion if questioned. Dogpile upon the martyr, they might, in order to avoid the possible fickleness of the mob against them to turn. So if choose I had to do, choose to feed Wizard to a rancor to see if the rancor poops out any red lightsabers. Jeez Louise, what's in this death stick?
