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  1. Ahhhhh!

    That's an excited scream! 

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    2. Elf

      Elf

      ...what is it? Now I'm burning with curiosity

  2. It's that time of year, when I encourage people to listen to November Rain by Guns n Roses instead of Christmas music!

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    2. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      That sounds way too awesome, lets just delete it from everyones minds.

      The fact that I have no idea what you are talking about probably show how much I get outside XD

      Christmas has gotten kind of stale anyway, we should reinvent holidays of all kinds, because thats a lot more fun, but going by how consistent I usually am I will just reinvent holidays every year...

    3. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      You are so lucky, I can not escape that damnation song no matter how...hard... I try...

    4. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Being a social recluse has its perks then XD

  3. Annnnd I've got another notch on my Cynicism Belt.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      There must be more notches than belt by now.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      I am very shocked that another notch could be made! 

    3. Darkness Ascendant

      Darkness Ascendant

      Y'know I can think of so many puns with the word "notch" but none of them apply here :/ 

  4. Now that I've had it, I can confidentially say: 

    I would totally betray Narnia for Turkish Delights! 

    1. Scarletfox

      Scarletfox

      Well now I need some Turkish Delight. 

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      @Scarletfox I had the pink kind, which I believe is flavored with rose water? 

      Either way, I enjoyed it! 

    3. Scarletfox

      Scarletfox

      @Orlionra Ooooooooooooh, I will have to seek out some of this rose water flavored Turkish Delight :ph34r::D

  5. The Trial by Franz Kafka is the funniest book I've read in a while. My sides are aching from the laughter!

    1. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      I really need to read some Kafka that is not The Metamorphosis. What has been putting me off his work is that so many of them are unfinished.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      Apparently, very few of his works (all short stories) were published in his lifetime. He charged his executor to burn them upon his death, but he refused and published a few of them and handed down the other manuscripts to family who are now in court with Israel, I believe, for who owns them.

      Yeah, it's a mess. The Trial is complete, though.

    3. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Ive heard, the first time from a gaming magazine if I remember correctly, not that I remember the context at all.

      I could probably forgive them considering how dreamlike they are and dreams never have proper endings anyway.

      Then I need to read The Trial. Probably after Bands.

  6. *Reads entry on W & W book 4 in State of Sanderson*

    Boooo! Hissss!

    1. The Ward's Guard

      The Ward's Guard

      This is gonna be good.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      @The Ookla's Guard It's actually a very good update. I just hyperfocus on specific things! 

  7. "Hell has no fury like a hippo with a machine gun"

    1. Mistrunner

      Mistrunner

      What

      ...I won't even ask

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      But the question is implied!

      I don't know what movie it's from, but I saw it in an article about bad movie taglines. Another one comes from a horror movie called "Rats" and has the tagline "Hide the cheese"

  8. What is on my mind? I hope it's not spiders. I don't need spiders scuttling on my mind, laying their spider eggs. That would just be so tedious to deal with.

    1. Zathoth

      Zathoth

      Aliens. Right Late Night Television by me for further answers (Shameless self promotion)

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      Yep, it was alien spider eggs hatching in my mind. Stupid entities that manifest mostly in the fifth dimension, do you know how hard it is to use insecticides in non Euclidean spaces?

  9. It's quite fortuitous that Arcanum Unbounded came out today. Kinda needed that escapism after learning that my mother passed away this morning.

  10. I believe I am technically employed now, ending months of unemployment! 

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      Yay!

      I'm out of upvotes, so... *upvote*

    2. Orlion Blight
  11. So I finally decided to read the Hydra Cap comics, and I got top say: I like them!

    Hail Hydra!

    1. Sunbird

      Sunbird

      Twi is going to lynch you.

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      That's because Twi hates freedom ;)

  12. And how come Batman doesn't sing anymore?

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      "DARK-NESS!" *bass thump-thump* "NO PARENTS!"

    2. Orlion Blight

      Orlion Blight

      More darkness! Get it? The opposite of light!

  13. Remember: eating whole wheat bread is more likely to give you cancer than eating white bread. Unless the bread is "organic", than my reasoning does not apply.

    1. ThirdGen

      ThirdGen

      Sometimes you just have to spring for the cancer loaf.

    2. Orlion Blight
  14. And now, to slumber the sleep of the damned!

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      Hm...

      I don't know if I'm supposed to understand that.

      But it sounds cool.

      Goodnight, I guess?

  15. Will Orlion finish reading his massive book on The Spanish Civil War before the end of the year? Will he continue instead to postpone it instead?

  16. I specifically said,  "No pickle spear on the side"! *Hurls sub into highway traffic for dramatic effect*

    1. Tesh

      Tesh

      But pickles are good!

      (Sometimes. It depends on what mood I'm in at the moment). :D

  17. Aaaah, marbles...

    1. Citadel16

      Citadel16

      are they mine? i think I lost them a while back.

  18. But I'm le tired!

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      OK, have a nap. But then FIRE ZE MISSILES!

  19. At long last, I can provide updates from my phone!

  20. "How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried aloud into the crowd, "

  21. Gather round, children, and I shall reveal unto you a secret! My current avatar is an engraving of Don Quijote going mad with chivalrous literature. It was created by Gustave Doré.

  22. Curse you, Ben Franklin!

  23. Have you seen the Yellow Sign? 

  24. Sniff! No one will discuss legal minutea with me! Woe surely has no greater form!

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