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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you and your friends spend all of lunch talking about Brandon Sanderson because they finally finished Mistborn. Now they're racing to see who can read all of the cosmere books first. It's the greatest. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you finally get one of your friends to read Mistborn and as soon as they've finished they tackle you in the library to let you know. My friend was really excited. -
Elend? (I'm not hating on Elend but he should've technically died at the end of WoA and he was as trouble maker.)
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You go mad from all of the things you see. I wish my sister would finish reading Words of Radiance. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. It's soulcast bacon, so by eating it you're a cannibal. Maybe... http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/ I wish I could get into Brandon Sanderson's class at BYU. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You have no access to alomantic metals. I wish I knew what Dalinar's boon and bane were. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but I turn you into a were-moose too. I wish I was completely human and no longer enslaved to Winter Cloud. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. Your house has been fixed by me as a moose, and I did a really bad job. I wish I was human again. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but I trash your house and eat all of your food. I wish I was no longer a wolfhound. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You beat Chouta Connoisseur in a race of epic proportions, subjecting them to a life of slavery. Seeking revenge, Chouta Connoisseur assassinates you in your sleep. I wish I had a nice, well trained, alive wolfhound. -
I can't find the source right now (I don't have my book with me to check) but I'm pretty sure we know that Lift turning food into stormlight is a boon from the nightwatcher, not a Nahel bond.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You turn into a purple giraffe with a digestion problem. I wish I could sleep in tomorrow. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, you always feel like you need to sneeze, but can't. I wish I lived on the Purelake. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you like to slide around on hardwood floors pretending you're an Edgedancer. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you never get to read it. I wish I didn't have to go to school today. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but I choose not to act on said compelling feeling. I wish more people in my family liked reading so that we could theorize about SA together. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I am having a similar problem. I know I should be working on my NaNo, but... this is so much more fun. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you're trying to make up your own magic system, but it just doesn't feel right unless it fits in with Realmatics. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You will slip on banana peels cartoon style every day for the rest of your life. I wish to always be perfectly warm, never too hot or too cold. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You never get to read Stones Unhallowed. I wish I could finish rereading Words of Radiance. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, it's one degree warmer. I wish for a Shardlaptop, that has wifi everywhere. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but then you are made a Shin truthless, forced to murder thousands of innocent people. I wish for a talking, British, dinosaur, even if it's useless. -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
sanderfan replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you're walking around at school and you're thinking about how scandalous the Alethi would think all of the girls at your school (including yourself) are because their left hands are uncovered. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you can't draw a decent circle to save your life and you don't have a non-rithmatist friend to help you out. I wish I was a Bendalloy misting with unlimited access to bendalloy. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
sanderfan replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you can't speak normally anymore. Everything you say is in song. To the tune of "Call me Maybe" I wish I had a Ryshadium.