Upvote because I seriously laughed for about five minutes because of the Shard of Fiber.
Shard of Fabulousness- obviously, the more fabulous, the more invested. Sadeas could totally hold this shard. (Sadeas speaking) "'...his fashion sense is absolutely repulsive. Red and orange? Not even a burnt orange, but a blatant, eye-breaking orange. And the rent style hasn't been fashionable for ages.'" (WoK, Ch 58, pg. 821, paragraph 4) Sadeas is just too fabulous for Roshar.