Don't even ask me how the people of Versailles, MO pronounce their town's name. It makes me want to cry. MO also has such gems as Paris, New London, Cuba, Vienna, Houston (the county seat of Texas county, no less), and then I grew up in Memphis, MO, which is in Scotland County and about 20 miles down the road from Lancaster.
Speaking of Memphis, I'm about to head up there now. Visitation today, funeral tomorrow. Silver lining: I think this will be the first time in about 20 years that we've gotten the entire First Cousin Dozen in the same place at the same time.