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And as long as you're wearing an incredimazing piece of headwear--examples include things such as green bowler hats and pink sunglasses--you may participate in the Reader dunk tank

And then Nighthound died and then Nighthound died and then Nighthound died and then Nighthound died and then....

Will there be anything for Timeport to do other than play around in his mech?

The only requirement for that is joining the Dark Alley

So what's Corpsemaker going to be doing while Thoughttown and the Empire have their meeting?

Well, if Upgrade hands cut off and healed by Nighthound combine exponentially, then I'd say he'd only need about...75 before he can take Forrest Revolution back to give birth to David

Alright good. And thanks

Voidus, would the MEE know about Lucentia yet? If they do, I'm just gonna have Sidestep forget about her because I want Mommy to see her, be shocked, and determine to help anyone who would want to end her and Lightwards.

With a leprechaun-like green bowler hat

Found it! Which means that the chasm Miner created was just a mining shaft or a tunnel that pointed down instead of sideways.

I'm pretty sure it's...um....ask Seonid I'm still not sure as well, though I thought he could create chasms. If he can't, I'll have him do something else horrifying to those vanillas instead. Supes serious Fixed it for you

New BusDriver post up! Also, Miner is back! I hope I did Miner right, Seonid, and that I got the background right (that Miner would know about Ironmonger and that he was trying to build an empire of his own). Reader will come later, because reasons

The mist seemed to fade, though the air seemed thicker without the mist than with it. What the sparks is going on with this woman? BusDriver thought, examining the Epic. "Accident, mostly," Mistwraith said. "I was going somewhere, but ended up nowhere. And nowhere ended up somewhere." She shrugged, then smiled. "So what's going on here?" "Um," BusDriver said, searching his memory banks that were ever-decreasing with age. "2 factions, Vondra owns most of the town now, but we're fighting back." He had to make Quicksilver sound like the good guy. He wouldn't be happy if they lost another Epic to Vondra, and if Quicksilver wasn't happy, no one was happy. He still remembered the day that Hydron had joined up with Vondra. BusDriver shuddered at the memory. "We, Quicksilver, me, and the team, are the good guys," BusDriver said, deciding to be blunt instead of subtle. He was no good at subtle, anyway. "We're trying to take back from Vondra what is rightfully ours. Wanna join up?" It was one of the worst let's-make-Quicksilver-sound-good speeches that had ever been given, but BusDriver hoped it would work. Miner pulled himself out of the chasm he'd made with his one good arm, using his arm encased in stone for traction. The chasm wall had protected him from the blast that Miner assumed had been made by Torch, though the ends of his hair had been singed. As he stood and straightened himself, he turned around and looked at where the platform had been. Now, it was just a crater filled with corpses. Torch, Ringmaster, and Bubble lay there, their eyes lifeless. Miner felt a stab of anger at the three Epics that'd come in and messed the place up. They'd killed his entire alliance. No one was left but him, and possibly Ghostknife, but without Ringmaster, she couldn't be trusted. They would be ended. He'd heard that one of their names was Paladin. He was the one in the unscratchable armor, with that sword of his. Well, his armor wouldn't save him next time Miner got to him, oh no. \ Of course, Miner couldn't do it alone. He started to make his way north--or, at least, he thought it was north. He'd gotten wind of an Epic, one Ironmonger, who was trying to start an empire of his own. Well, Miner would help him build that empire. He grinned madly as he walked past a group of vanillas fleeing from the parking lot, then opened up a chasm underneath them and watched them tumble into the depths of the Earth. Oh yes, he'd help Ironmonger build his empire. He had only one requirement. I get to kill Paladin.

Thanks Reader's just the nicest person isn't he? EDIT: And just wait til you get the rest of the Koschei/Reader flashbacks. They're gonna be so awesome. Just so awesome.

DANG QUOTA WHYYYYY????? DOWNVOTES WILL BE THE END OF US!!! I was intending for the next Reader post to be the last. The name Remington Springfield is going to bring up many memories, most of them bad, and Reader is going to either send Backtrack out, where he can meet autumn, or bring autumn in, depending on the way the post will go and what you guys want.

Alright. Sounds awesome

Sure thing. I think it was the perspective and the time skip, I liked the Ringmaster perspective, but then suddenly Ranger is walking around and Ringmaster is dead. I think either that post coming from paladin or an in between post of Paladin would have made it a bit clearer.

Oh okay. Yeah it was a bit unclear. So now I'm just waiting on Kobold with Backtrack.

Nathan! I know what we're going to do today! Hey, where's Remington?

That was....terrifying

You only know the first part of it. It gets better

So...what you're saying is, she's at a 1, but you're at a 5?

I think I'll wait on a miner post until Seonid posts what happens with ringmaster and co. and I can do a big combined one with reader and BusDriver.

With Timeport and Reader, I'd put myself at a solid 3 and a half