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With a metal stub, perhaps?

Oh, Reader would show sympathy and be nice......for all of 2 seconds until Reader decided to offer him a goblet of wine, then point out the victims lack of ability to grab said goblet. Oh okay then. Then what is Reader to do ?

Would he've been brought in to Reader?

Noted Were there any survivors of the Quicksilver attack?

Oh you don't want to hear about my dream. Let's just say it involved 18-day pregnancies, magic fissure-making babies, and my aunt using said babies to take over the Catholic Church.

Kobold, what does Reader usually do, now that he's done tormenting Backtrack?

My first thought was honestly Koschei and Mommy, and my second thought was "why haven't they killed each other yet?"

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Welcome to the forums! Here, have an official Dark Alley totally-isn't-harmful-in-any-way-shape-or-form* cookie! *Unless you count Spikes as a shape or form

You know what Sazed also liked besides religions? Cookies*! Here, have one! *Not confirmed by WOB.

Hello Unhinged! Would you like a cookie?

Don't listen to her! The Dark Alley's cookies are the most delicious, most body-warping, most savory, and most succulent cookies that can be baked. Here, have one

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That sounds like that could work, though I think I'll wait to see what Kobold King says to know for sure. In other news, TIMEPORT HAS A BATTLE AXE! Joe, I hope that what I said that Corpsemaker had told Timeport was okay.

Timeport whistled as he blinked down the street, disappearing then reappearing five feet down the road, then repeating. He was on his way to the city zoo in search of one Chimera. Corpsemaker had heard of the animal-combining Epic, and had sent Timeport to try and recruit him into the Dominion. Timeport stopped at an intersection and checked the note in his hands again that explained how to get to the zoo. Unfortunately, he had not been allowed to bring his Mech suit, something about not letting anyone know about Toymaker's powers that didn't already or other. In fact, Corpsemaker hadn't even let him bring any weapons of any sort, saying that he didn't want to scare Chimera off. Though he'd only been 15 minutes at max without it, Timeport still missed playing around in it. Just because he wasn't allowed to bring it didn't mean he had to like being without it. When he was almost to the zoo's entrance, he caught a glimpse of something shining on the ground. Timeport stopped blinking and knelt down to inspect a fallen body in a full suit of ancient medivial armor. It had fallen over onto its stomach, and a large battle axe was strapped on its back. Corpsemaker only said I couldn't bring a weapon, he thought as he examined the large, but not so large as to be cumbersome, axe. He didn't say anything about picking one up along the way. Timeport picked up the battle axe--hefting it as he got used to its weight--then blinked the rest of the way to the zoo entrance. He stopped just outside of the entrance turnstiles, then faced the zoo and raised his voice. "Chimera!" he shouted. "Come show yourself! I'm Timeport, and I'm here to recruit you into the Dominion!"

I have no idea Vondra, what does Reader usually do?

So...what's Reader going to do now that he's done tormenting Backtrack and co.?

Or perhaps a Most Shootable Arm contest against Backtrack

Ooh! And then we can have Möbius create a bubble universe inside of the phone booth to truly create the TARDIS! And then Möbius can be Timeport's companion

We could give Timeport about 400 upgrade hands and a blue phone booth...

Only works on non-sentient objects? Or maybe have a size limit (can take out any number of bullets, but no matter how hard he tried couldn't multiply a house by 0)?

I like this idea. Maybe he keeps a paper that says "bullets x 0 = 0" on his person at all times so that he can whip it out and remove all of the bullets (and then proceed to be frightened by the number 0 and rip up the paper )

My Talent is getting distracted from whatever I have to focus on. Like the 17th shard distracting me from my big project that's due on tuesday....

Yeah I'll replace him then. Thanks