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Maybe that's why Cthulhu should know about it. Nighthound's drunkenness was his reason for filing the eldritch restraining order in the first place.

There are some things that man is not meant to know.

Sorry, but she knows better than to get involved with any company that puts Nighthound in their employment contract--the obvious exception being a league of professional assassins utterly devoted to killing Nighthound.

If the "member benefits" were set by Nighthound, I think she's happier without them.

One of the perks of being a teleporting matter transformer: she can just turn the cottage into a pile of jellybeans, take it somewhere else, and turn it back into a cottage.

"Good evening, I was wondering if you were interested in a timeshare plan." "No." "Are you interested in dismemberment, by chance?" "Is this some kind of joke?" "Because I know where you live. Now. Let me ask you one more time: are you interested in a timeshare plan?"

In fairness, just about any other random element would have been equally horrifying. A few that come to mind: a sports car, a pet dog, and a job as a telemarketer.

O.o He's not offensive, just so despicable we all desire his death more than anything.

O.o o.O O.O .... I have no words. NO WORDS

She just wanted a hug. 0.o That sounds...terrifying....

Mad Ballooner + Saccharine + Doctor Funtimes + Lightwards tied to a chair = FUN FUN FUN Maybe Voidus could come up with another Epic--I mean another way--for that to happen.

That would be awesome.

How these words came to be their chant is a mystery. Some scholars believe it to be a standard burial rite; however, no such inscriptions have been discovered on other graves or topiaries. Others are convinced this was a sign of mourning, but they deny the somewhat joyous exclamation points and the salvaged recording of a female voice singing "And then Nighthound died" again and again, interspersed with frequent giggles. We can only conclude that this god called Nighthound was a particularly nasty deity, his eventual fate a sort of punishment from other, more benevolent, gods and goddesses.

Thanks! Dead. Because we'd kill him with fire before he got to Inquisitor status.

Yes. Give me a second…. Prof: 3G34066000A0A0A067BC51034007EA8CEQN1837105040000710000004BBF5805107F3FCC004CB2 Cutie mark: http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y488/actorgirl1/SniperScope_zps74e58d30.png Quota: 384J1B12005E5C5C344C2F03A00FEFEFEUN183710C000001S1000000434F3B0S107F3FCC004CB2 Cutie mark: http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y488/actorgirl1/red-down-arrow-hi_zpsae8f6231.png

It brought the house down. On top of Nighthound.

How about a big musical number where everyone beats Nighthound with objects of varying size and ridiculousness? For instance, Nathan could use a crowbar, while Sam might select a toilet seat.

Koschei died, and he was Deathless. It must be possible for Nighthound to die, too. Hello! Welcome to the thread, and prepare for Cassandra to be ponified!

Fatebreaker's message was carried throughout the forum. The Herd, who knew of Nighthound's depravity, were the first to join the fray. Other clans and guilds were soon added to the army. Eventually, the cry for justice became so great that even Team Sanderson joined the growing army, raising weapons and pens and shouting mighty war cries. And then Nighthound died.

Maybe Big Al could help strain the raisins out? That's a good idea. Though in this situation, there would be multiple pursuers, so it'd be a matter of trapping the majority before leaping out and saying "Look at me! I'm a target!" So....the odds of poor Rewind surviving are pretty much nil.

No wonder she's so lovable. Sounds good, Voidus. Now to figure out how those powers could be used to help someone with a daring escape, and why he'd betray Koschei. I do know that if he survives, he'd be the first to join Vondra; if not, he'd be remembered as a hero.

Aww! Yay Voidgaze! I'm not quite sure anymore. I don't think I'll ever remember, once Koschei and Nighthound meet Slaughterhouse. Oh, yes. Babelfish arrived with one goal: to confuse the populace. Things grew dark, however, when he began translating recipes. Voidus, how long can Rewind maintain the loop? Can he keep it up for several minutes at a time, rewinding the same five seconds again and again? How big is his range?

Thanks! Hey, we DO have Timeport. If he were to, say, go with Upgrade, travel to the past, and bring Koschei to the present.... Actually, there's this thing called "sleep." I kind of like it. Sweet! Thanks. Then an Epic called Babelfish showed up and no one knew what anyone was saying anymore. Thanks! I'll flesh out his backstory. Haven't decided if he survives or not.

It's Babylon Restored. Seriously, Edge, if you're going to go all pretentious on us, go all the way. Mostly just in flashback. Why? Is he taken?

Koscheitopia! I kid, I kid. I know he would have changed the names, but I can't figure out what he'd change them to. Does anyone have any catchy and delusional names for The Dalles? Ooohhh….hang on. What about New Eden? Opinions? Speaking of Koschei, I realized that for story purposes, there would have to have been an Epic who betrayed Koschei and helped Remington and Vondra. Voidus, can I take Rewind from the list?