TwiLyghtSansSparkles

My two highest posts so far are Nathan learning he's actually dating Funtimes and Koschei slitting a toddler's throat, as well as Funtimes' first viewpoint scenes. But, like you, I feel I've written much more solid posts that got 2 or 3. I'll have to step up my game. I read it once Mailliw pointed that out to me. is all I have to say. That, or the winds of change have begun to blow in your direction. (The church massacre scene only got 4, but I think that's just because it was so horrifying. Which….I'd have to agree. While writing that scene, I had to take frequent bouncy-music-and-cookie breaks.)

(Thanks. If I did any Nathan flashback, though, it'd be to Snakehands.) Um...explosion of the space-time continuum?

In that case, I shall post some of Nathan's flashbacks to his job at a Fortuity-haunted casino alongside Remington's flashbacks to a Koschei-haunted The Dalles. (Actually, I don't think I'd do that. His backstory is pretty easy to infer, and adding more detail feels a bit superfluous.) Ummm….. Uh…. I think this sums up my face pretty well.

I can't wait! And as for homicidal slontzes…..just wait until you see the rest of Remington's backstory. "Charming, puppy-like mind?"

You got to see it? I'm jealous! Oh well. We'll all see it when the time comes.

And, due to my failure to label my own accessory codes, I also got to see Koschei in Laurie's hunting vest and the Surgeon General's boots and sunglasses.

Thanks! A few ill-timed switches between pony and accessory codes taught me something: Koschei does not look good in Lightwards' clothes, but Kochei's cape and armbands look disturbingly good on Lightwards.

"Lightwards the Green" is marginally better than "Lightwards the Leprechaun," but it would still make Koschei the Deathless burst into tears of laughter.

Finally, it's finished! Not as good as I wanted it to be, but the creator decided I didn't really need the speech bubbles to look right in the last panel, so I had to switch to rectangles. But still, it's done! *faints*

Where do I find widgets? It says that's where the speech bubbles are, but I can't seem to find them... Edit: Never mind, I found it.

Perfect. Hopefully, this should turn out well. *crosses fingers*

17th Sharders will recognize Oregon RPers by the links to Nighthound's death scene labeled "YAY." Funtimes needs to respond to Wraith, and Mrs. Voidus and I were working on a Funtimes/Saccharine compilation post, but that's about it. There's only one really relevant thing that happens at the beardapalooza, and I can summarize that. Much better. Thanks. Edit: Actually, how do you incorporate the OC pony images into the comic? Stupid question, I'm sure, but I can't seem to get it to work.

I'll try that.

IF I can get it to cooperate with me. Is there a tutorial somewhere?

"Lightwards the Green" demands I try and get the comics creator to cooperate with me long enough to ponify this.

It's not my fault they make a terrifyingly plausible ship that's almost kind of sweet. Um...I thought about several ridiculous animals, but none of them quite fit. So I'll have to say it would be a tiger cub. (Time to bring out unobservant!Sam? )

Because they're too busy shipping him with Möbius?

Aldo would be the most well-dressed Squib to grace the halls of...well, anywhere. He did. Though this Koschei's weakness isn't Horcruxes. That would be a bit difficult to defeat.

Only if that was the quickest path to true power. If being a janitor didn't make him Minister of Magic (a stepping stone to Dictator of the World) he wouldn't do it.

Koschei? A janitor? Pretty sure he'd be Voldemort. Or the Dark wizard who scares Voldemort into curling up with a teddy bear.

In that case, Remington would ask to be placed in Slytherin and organize every Slytherin he could into a coup to assassinate their Head of House. Nathan would ask which House has the fewest adventures and volunteer to be a Hufflepuff.

Dear Person in Traffic, While it's very noble to stop in the middle of a busy street at rush hour to let three cars pull out ahead of you, please keep in mind that some of the people behind you have jobs. Perhaps the person behind you was honking because your politeness was making her late for work. Sincerely, Someone who wants to maintain a good attendance record