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I know! Lightwards is a jerk. I doubt even his hat would take him back after that one.

Funtimes' solution would have the added bonus of making Lightwards extremely uncomfortable. Win-win!

If she were followed by a minor Epic who made mistletoe appear whenever she was within three feet of Lightwards? She'd whirl on Jingleberry and give her the biggest kiss EVER until she got rid of the mistletoe.

That will only work if Nighthound is still in town.

More Nice Person in a World Full of Murderous Epics Syndrome. I tried to make his face look as punchable as possible. That's the scariest part of that picture.

Like this?

Oh, I caught the horror was intended. Nowhere in your post did you imply that Paladin was doing the right thing—which made it all the more excellent. Koschei….well….I wanted to try writing a Complete Monster, so I did, and that's what I got.

Her thoughts were a bit too mature for a small child, so I'd pictured her as somewhere between 13 and 16. Still, what Paladin did was pretty horrifying, given she was crying. I was going for that fine line somewhere in between.

Arizona. We only really get rain for 2 months out of the year, so none of the state natives know how to drive in it. I guess part of it is the fact that the rain comes in monsoon form, which can make it impossible to see--for the 5 minutes or so that it rains. Even so, you'd think people would know that drizzle =/= monsoon. But nnnooooo....they all go very slowly when they even think there'll be rain.

Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes! Speaking of comics, I was bored, so I thought to myself, "It's October. Why not make shipping terrifying?" Still getting the hang of the comics creator, but I think it gets the message across.

You know me. If it's awesome, I approve, and this idea is awesome. Like the Timeport pony.

And here's Reader!

You wouldn't have the link for the new pony creator, would you? I want to give Reader a suit. Why the Calamity should we do that?

GASP One Reader pony coming up!

Not a single canon appearance yet and she has a pony before Timeport? How could I be party to such injustice? This must be remedied.

I was just kidding. I'm not sure exactly when we'll activate the time skip. Edit: It would be a happy ending, Fatebreaker. The happiest of endings.

She would take advantage of his stuttering to drag him to a tea party.

Oh, you've got me. Her weakness isn't [REDACTED]. It's the Mad Ballooner. (Honestly, though, her first attack would be to hug him and offer to be his friend forever and ever. )

So roughly….2.785 seconds, then.

Yes, but I'm still trying to decide how early. How far ahead of Koschei's introduction did I reveal his alicorn? Nah, to evening. I just figured….you know, we're skipping time, Timeport could help…..

Because Timeport skipped ahead to when we were going to do the time skip? In other news, I have ponified an important figure from Funtimes' past.

Sounds like Washington. Of course, most people slowed down when the snow got packed down so much it turned to ice, but even then, we had ways of getting where we needed to go pretty quickly. Back roads, shortcuts, things like that. I got so good at driving in the snow, that I wouldn't have to leave more than 15 minutes ahead of schedule in the winter to make it to work on time—which was of course helped by the fact that just about everyone else was an expert at driving in bad conditions, too. The few times I didn't leave the house because of snow was when it dumped 2 or 3 feet on us in a single night. That was the year my school got a snow week. And because I was a senior and the school had already paid for the graduation venue, I didn't have to make that time up at all. That was a good year. Edit: Ugh, yes! Seriously, we'll have people slowing down because there are clouds.

I miss the frozen north. Not least of my reasons is that I'm from the part of the north that gets enough snow for people to be completely comfortable driving 50 mph when it's snowing, with remarkably few crashes. Here, everyone slows down to 20 under if there's so much as a drizzle. Enjoy your time without the snowbirds, you lucky duck.

To me, quite a bit. I think Quota knows I plan to kill him and has taken over my phone.

Argh! Sorry about that, Edge, it was another accidental downvote.