TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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Red star, red star, burning bright In the city's waning light Tell me now what I shall do ​And I shall do it—just for you Calamity! How sweet the name Guiding me with her bright flame I shall follow just her will Even to torture, or to kill.

This sort of terror is too unthinkable not to exist.

Mommy! Why did I not guess that. Seconded. I could even have Funtimes create a battle-ax with the intent to give it to Remington and be forced to leave it lying somewhere Timeport might find it. This is how committed I am to giving Timeport a battle-ax—I'm willing to let Funtimes leave one just lying around. HE NEEDS A BATTLE-AX.

The one on the right is Reader. Middle….um….Autumn? And on the left….um….no clue. But the one on the right is definitely Reader.

The smiley betrayed your true intentions. That will actually play into the time skip.

When were we going to do the time skip?

Sweeeeeeet. (My Name is Jingleberry: A Girl Who Helped Everyone Else Find Love and Learned the Power of Letting Go. )

So for the battle, he would feasibly be able to control one of the smaller raptors long enough to send it on an attack or two? Yes indeed. (Quota became terrifying, and Backtrack could very well become a heartfelt and hilarious tale of redemption through the power of Scare 'Em Straight. )

All of my classes are online, so my profs set up discussion forums and give us weekly discussion topics. I wish I could just do the work and not have to discuss, but oh well. Just html and css. Novice stuff. I doubt I could wrap my head around the more complicated stuff if I tried.

Hey, the MEE attack will be the perfect opportunity for him to find out what he can do. Now, would he be able to summon one of the dinosaurs, or would Lightwards' grip on them keep them from obeying him?

Wait—which other Yandere is after Nighthound? Welcome to Oregon, where a joke becomes a plot twist in less than half an hour.

Not a creeper. Just a Yandere. He'd treat her well, but everyone else is another story. Also, I'm going to post the first part of Remington's next flashback in my next post, too. It'll just be easier to split it up that way….and it'll give me more time to write the rest of it.

Ooooohhhhhh, and I can tack that on to my next post, which will feature Remington seeing a sight that would cause Lightwards' head to spontaneously combust. The Unicyclist could notice Ray and volunteer to stay behind, hiding in the foliage to make sure Nighthound doesn't try anything.

Maybe he can use his bagpipes to summon frightening animals to attack people? Snakes, spiders, that sort of thing, with the size and danger of the animal dependent on how long and complex his flaming song is?

What powers would he have, anyway? Perhaps more importantly, what kind of a weakness do you give to a guy who rides a unicycle while wearing a kilt and a Darth Vader mask? Oh, wait. I've got it. A suit and tie.

Ray and an evil Unicyclist, roaming a post-apocalyptic Oregon, in search of Nighthound's weakness in order to kill him as painfully as possible. A death that would involve, among other things, flaming bagpipes.

….just as soon as Funtimes stopped hugging her and talking about how happy she was that one of her bestest friends had the power to make shinies. 0.o No. They must remain a cute couple and that is final. (Actually, I'm starting to be swayed by the potential here, too. And I wouldn't even have to worry about writing Epic-appropriate dialogue for him because he never speaks. )

First Corrupted!Voidgaze, now Corrupted!Sightline? With all of these awesome and lovable characters going full corruption on us, maybe I should just give the Unicyclist powers and have him be corrupted! You want that? Huh? You want an evil Unicyclist pedaling around Portland? I can go as far down this road as you want, corrupters of awesome Epics!

And then Lucentia died.

"Just kiss and make up already!" Lucentia drew back in horror. "Kiss?" Lightwards threw his hands in the air, making a face. "Ew, no! Cooties!" "I do not have cooties, you filthy piece of resurrected garbage!" "Let go of my collar! I don't want to find out if you're lying or not!" Headcanon accepted. I think that would be her solution to a lot of relationship problems.

"Lucentia! Stop covering my Warriors in your diamonds!" "Stop leaving your Warriors where my diamonds are going to be, and when was the last time you washed your coat?" "My coat isn't the issue here, Lucy; the issue is—" "Stop calling me Lucy, you undead leprechaun!"

My bad day: I'm taking three classes this semester, one of which is a 600-level course (which I've learned is grad-school lingo for "kiss your social life goodbye"). One of them (not the 600-level class) is on computers and coding, which is not an area of strength for me. The participation requirements for that class are different from what I'm used to (post 5 times during the semester, keep up with discussions, as opposed to making one original post and two replies per week), and we just finished with a project that required us to post our progress each week. This new project does not require weekly progress reports. I asked my prof, and he said no, just finish the assignment and have it in by the due date. I've kept up with the readings, and I've been posting every time I see a new discussion. I'm currently studying for my midterm, which I think is either next week or the week after. Yet I keep flashing back to the last computer-based class I took, where I missed 3 weeks of discussion without realizing doing so could potentially drop my grade to a C or lower. I passed with a B, but every time I do my work for this class or my other two classes, I think of that one, and I wonder—am I doing everything I have to? What about that one forum for groupware work—no, that's extra credit, and you don't have time to do it what with work and school, so just relax—but what if it's the difference between life and death—no, you got 100% on the last project, so you're doing okay—but that was just completing tutorials; this one is one where you have to actually know computers and coding and oh Calamity the midterm is next week and you're going to fail even though it's open notes and you have 24 hours to finish it, and oh sparks check out your other classes to make sure you're not failing those too, you got a low B on your last assignment for Gov, and you've kept up with discussions but what if you haven't kept up enough, what if there's another assignment you missed, go back and check the dropbox oh sweet Calamity there's two assignments you haven't done and—oh, wait, those are for the undergrads, you're a grad student so you're okay…. Yeah. That's my life right now.

They'd be more of an antagonistic villain couple, arguing and insulting each other constantly, but staying together for the sake of evil schemes. Koschei and Mobius are one of those villain couples so adorable they cause everyone in their kingdom to scream in terror.

Just what this RP needs—a romance between two of the most despicable people on the planet.