TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Yes. We'll spare eye doctors and manufacturers of eyewear, wreaking terrible vengeance upon everyone who threatens them or manhandles our glasses.

It's been suggested that I might need glasses, do to my habit of walking into walls and trees. I have always rejected these suggestions on the grounds that glasses corrupt their wearers, which you guys are steadily proving.

Whaaat? We glasses-wearers aren't corrupt at all. In fact, if you've read Alcatraz, you'll know we're the exact opposite.