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Greek Mythology Nerd: So how'd you guys become gods, anyway? 

Psyche: I captured the heart of Eros and, after much tragedy and many difficult labors, I finally earned my place as a goddess that I might live with him forever. 

Hercules: How much time do you have? Because it's not so much a long story as a whole bunch of really long stories that usually start with "unfortunately for Hercules, Hera spent that morning thinking about her husband's  latest affair." 

Glaucus: I, uh, I ate some weird grass and next thing you know, I've got a fish tail and sailors are asking me for help. 

Psyche: 

Hercules: 

Glaucus: 

Glaucus: Yeah, I don't get it either.