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  1. You just want waffles. I'm surprised you remembered our names though. I choose the Paper Gauntlet. We both streak through a labrynth of incredibly sharp paper until one of us looses the use of limb through bloodloss. Then we meet up in the middle and fight each other with aluminum reinforced paper swords. Victory upon loosing a finger or toe.
  2. When you immediately recognize this a quote from Peter. Oh wait wrong thread. Its still funny though.....
  3. I need no waffles. I don't drink either. LETS DUEL!!!! Let's see you challenged, I think that means that I choose weapons, and you choose the time.
  4. *The floor groans and then dies, sending it down even farther, with Feather's corpse spasming from the eternal pain.*
  5. Never mind, BreathTaker is my second!!! The Mercs are a new guild. They hire themselves out for stuff, and they get payed with "Awesome Points" "Breath Taker doesn't always have a drinking table, but when he does its always soulcast wood."
  6. Fine, Erai's my second, who's yours?
  7. Ahhh, a shady new guild. Shall we start making warbreaker mercenary jokes
  8. Ah, yes. The difference is that Ashiok pounced on the fifth post or so, i did it on the second page
  9. What if Alcatraz's world is where the unseen god is from??!!
  10. LeftInch sighed and backed away. Odius featherfans, couldn't keep interesting things happening in their own territory so they always came over for entertainment. Maillw73 shot a scornful look at the Scholar than went back to expectently looking at BreathTaker. Once he was sure that the Featherfan wasn't paying any attention to him, LeftInch gestured over for the Knave to come over. They conferred for a minute, chuckled quitely and then hurried away, after giving BreathTaker large winks. Maillw73 still was oblivious as he was finally handed a blueberry soda. Then hearing a snipping sound, he looked up, and saw a massive container of soda pop cans crashing down towards him. As he got hammered through the floor he heard the Scholar and Knave laughing uproariously. Grimacing he elsecalled back to the nest.
  11. There would be far fewer secret organizations, they would just be organizations. Skybreakers Children of the Light Purelakers Tinkerers Storm Wardens Black Tower Ghostbloods White Tower Not the best conversion, but its what I could get.
  12. The two merchants will continue to appear in every book until in the end they get promoted from background character to side character.
  13. Hmmm, could've sworn I took care of your equipment... I'll go fetch some more from the armory so that the queen may bestow it upon you.
  14. There's sequals to Mort?????????!!!!!!!!!!! I will be looking these up
  15. A forsaken kills a couple people, then Rand than kills him with balefire like 15 pages later, so its all good. Its a little dumb really.
  16. The Stick cannot be pushed, it is simply the Stick. Any attempt at changing the stick will simply result in "I am a Stick".
  17. During books 4-8 we will hate all the characters except for Sebarial. He will be incredibly awesome, but he won't get enough screen time. All the female people in authority will be royal pains in the chull.
  18. I loved Mort, but whenever I try and read any of the other discworld stuff I haven't like it. I've tried: The Truth Unseen Acidemicals Equal Rites Are there any others like Mort? I really liked that one.
  19. Baby-sit little kids while using your powers. ....Oh wait..... don't do that..... things start to get creepy really quickly :ph34r: :ph34r:
  20. I love it! The style reminds me a lot of the stuff in Edge Chronicles. I think Chris Riddel did that, but I'm not sure. Very well done! As for Elhokar being blonde, yeah I imagine him that way too. But he isn't, Adolin is the one that is. I guess I do imagine Dalinar's face to be squatter too, but there's not that's just me.
  21. Quick slay the bloody falcon, he has been infected by Shar Logoth!!!
  22. A kid trips over a branch. "I am a stick" Its funny, because.... STICK!
  23. Lift. The girl from Emperors Soul. The princess from Elantris.
  24. Inquisitor?
  25. Does that mean your going to commit suicide on us?
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