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Better watch out, Observing without a license has a pretty hefty fine

Looks like its time to start tapping speed again. :sigh: Get running or get beheaded.

I hope its a big one. Your coffers can take it, as can my head

The edict was fulfilled. Got your nice little blinders on I see

We've got a Neo-Skybreaker folks. Somebody issue him a knock-off nightblood and tell him to get revenge.

I'm thinking Braize. Because Philip bascially means "lover boy" so the opposite of love is hate, right????...........

King Lord of Chaos, Your troops moved in first, and were then dealt with. This is now a private matter between murder gods, not something of the Guilds. However to keep the peace we will return Quitechaos to harmony. *Tosses a charred remnant of a corpse off the wall*

Nu uh. Curiosity you did not actually guess that using that logic....Kal Dell must have told you.... It's impossible.... What's the hint Curiosity?

Is that a new hint??? Is it...... Ym???

..........Shucklefrax. I really thought I had it there........ Galladon, Ham, Breeze, or Lift.

I really like that idea. The Shardplate is what the Radiant brings to the bond, and the spren is the blade. I really like that.

Oh!!! Duh, its Australia from Alcatraz.

Don't worry, this is a personal fight between the two gods of murder. This isn't so much about clans. "Do you have any idea how annoying teeth are to fix! They never come in quite straight." Seeing the old roots of the teeth getting shot out of the mouth was just so gross that Contrary paled and then puked. Seeing the new ones come in wasn't any nicer. After grimacing through the whole thing the Scholar finally looked up at his rival. "Well, if good old fashioned spiking won't quite work, then I guess we'll have to do something different." He raised his hand and made a fist, holding Contrary levetating in the air using the force. After looking at her for a minute he then proceeded to send controlled bursts of lightning through her. With his other hand he pulled out the lenses from his spectacles, folded them over each other and placed them over his right eye. To increase the power he went ahead and stabbed his other eye out. "You didn't think I wore normal glasses did you? Oh, no, these are a special kind of turturers lense. They allow me to double the power by overlapping them. I think we'd better go pretty far down into the archives so that your screams don't bother the Queen too much." Snapping his fingers he quickly moved them down, down, into the archives into a special steel room with no doors. Upvotes for the reference at the end.

Oh, wow... What would happen???? Would it drain him of his magical energy?? I think he could wield it safely, its just Olaf would need plenty of stormlight or breaths, otherwise he turns back into a normal snowman.

Is it a reference to Wayne?

BOOM!!! Great one mate. You got it I was worried I'd been too vague.

I think that, if you could manage to do what you described, it would be really bad for their health. It would mess with how your body transported all the stuff on the inside. The two inside halves of your body would be going at different rates. That just can't be good for you.

Mwahahahah! I have ascended to the Spikeacrocy! Wasing fifty of the number!

Its a location named after someone.

Nope. This is an easter egg.

"I've got it M'Queen, have no fear" As he said this the blood seemed to, flow, into his red duster. Then in a dash of speed that only a Steel Ferring could match, he took off his spectacles, broke the two ear pieces off, and rammed them into Miss Contrary's eyes. Making sure that She wasn't going anywhere he quickly popped a couple buttons off of his duster, revealing that they had long thin spikes as well. He paused for a moment, then viciously slammed them into Miss Contrary's Spine. "Yes, M'queen I've got it all under control, I also appear to have a new person under your control as well." Also M'Queen, an upvote would really be appreciated. I'm tied for 50th reputation and my power only adds to yours.

Well the problem is that all the words are very long, so it wouldn't work very well as an Awakening command. If you could get it to stick though.... That'd be really scary. Like what if nightblood attracted a spren..... I think you gave me nightmares mate.

I guess I just find it so funny that out of all the things about Hemalurgy, THIS is the one you guys suddenly panic about.

Nah, I've never read that one. I guess it technically is, but in my mind not really. Anyway, nope.

Well, there back again. Too bad. I guess whenever Chaos spends to much time on his "guild" the spam has an easier time