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  1. Ketek
    It will be so durable, even a Nokia will break under its power.
  2. Ketek
    Hahaha looking at the wrong redhead there
  3. Ketek
    Seconded, metal is awesome. Beyond that, it's really just free choice*. And now that I know I'm not alone out there in my love of a specific hair color, I must admit I've been wondering whether Wessels is a natural redhead who may have dyed her hair a darker shade of red... *Unless you're listening to Nickelback, but it's not metal so yeah
  4. Ketek
    It's okay. Go get some pewter mugs. 1. Scrape pewter off. 2. Feed to baby. 3. Baby burns pewter, gaining increased endurance. 4. Baby stops crying in the middle of the night as she no longer feels hungry. 5. ??? 6. PROFIT.
  5. Ketek
    Psst, I have a brilliant plan. Scrape your utensils so some flakes fall into the milk and see if she suddenly sends metal objects flying. You can always feed her aluminium later to cleanse her of metal Somebody should talk to their children in just High Imperial until it becomes the only language they can speak. The results would be hilarious
  6. Ketek
    *Segues into chorus* YOUR BODY IS A BATTLEGROUNDDDDDDDDDDD! WHEN CHEMICALS ARE SCATTERED 'ROUND- Wait... we are listening to the same song, right? No? No? Okay *Elsecalls away*
  7. Ketek
    When you Compound said embarrassment by reading. Outside. While eating.
  8. Ketek
    That's because your mouths are indeed true windrunners, they run like the wind but have little substance
  9. Ketek
    When you exclaim 'praise the Ja!' When you text someone on Whatsapp starting with 'hello' and then mentally complete the sentence with 'would you like to destroy some evil today'.
  10. Ketek
    This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I happen to be listening to a song called 'Shot in the Dark'...
  11. Ketek
    Now you're making Hoid sound like Elodin.
  12. Ketek
    "Gonorrhea for superstrength! Syphilis for telekinesis! And a once-in-a-lifetime offer - AIDS for nearly-unlimited precognitive ability! Sure, you'll likely die young, but before you do you'll be king of everything!"
  13. Ketek
    I wonder if STDs are a big commodity here. Imagine brothels with two types of prostitutes - normal ones and those with diseases, which would allow you to gain power through sex. I imagine the latter would cost more. It could be due to Roshar's three Shards - Odium making one's means of obtaining magic an unpleasant one, Honor preventing it from being too unpleasant and Cultivation acting as a means of balance somehow.
  14. Ketek
    YES. THIS.
  15. Ketek
    I will devote myself to those close to my heart.
  16. Ketek
    'I will work on assignments at the last possible hour.'
  17. Ketek
    I've spoken of this before, and essentially, I think it's because Hoid intended for Ruin to be released, which of course would go against Kelsier's wishes of restoring Scadrial + protecting those he cares about.
  18. Ketek
    Make up your own oaths. What personalized tenets would you adher to? Mine is probably 'I will destroy those who threaten the innocent'. Continue.
  19. Ketek
    Your real name, not your handle!
  20. Ketek
    Considering Sanderson's love for twists, nothing is ever certain. As Kelsier said - there's always another secret. And there is a WoB hanging around somewhere that says Heralds are not Splinters.
  21. Ketek
    The typo was intentional, remember that other spren thread that spelled 'sprens' as 'sperns'?
  22. Ketek
    Hello! You're only the second person with that name I've known, btw. Have fun stalking exploring the forums!
  23. Ketek
    Shardic intent. Ruin cannot preserve, only destroy. Honor and Endowment (especially the latter) have no such compunctions. Also, we don't know if the Heralds gained their apparent immortality from Honor. All we know is that they got the Honorblades from him; their other abilities are still a question mark.
  24. Ketek
    It was mentioned in The Well of Ascension that they retrieved the metalminds and sold it off to finance Luthadel.
  25. Ketek
    Nobody can resist a spern!
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