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  1. Kobold King
    Oh Stormfather... Caesar's Soothsayer was Hoid.
  2. Kobold King
    Don't drink and Steelpush, kids. A public service announcement from Elendel Traffic Patrol.
  3. Kobold King
    It may not be an in-universe connection. They might simply be similar because one of the main characters is a Windrunner and needs plenty of enemies and a boss fight. A narrative connection, not a symmetrical connection. Though knowing Brandon Sanderson's work, there's a strong possibility of it being both.
  4. Kobold King
    Not hugely familiar with Tolkien's trolls. But, I have to say, koloss can be up to thirteen feet tall and wield weapons fitting of their scale. They are not naturally well-organized, but they can be efficiently directed in combat provided the right kind of commander. In a long term battle, I would also wonder whether koloss can spike trolls. If so, then the koloss would undoubtedly win, slowly assimilating their enemies into their horde.
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    The Council of Rep is detected, my bretheren. The infidels have discovered our true plan. It is time to... accelerate our plans.I mean, uh, you're totally wrong. I'm just one person. One person who probably cracks too many jokes.
  6. Kobold King
    Good point. New topic, anyone?
  7. Kobold King
    Or devoured by a demon-whitespine after an increasingly bizarre series of crossover battles.
  8. Kobold King
    Did Vasher lose Nightblood, or did Nightblood lose Vasher? I wonder if we'll get a satisfactory ending for Vivenna.
  9. Kobold King
    Yet another item for my Cosmere Christmas list.
  10. Kobold King
    I can stick a fork through a sheet of aluminum foil. I guess you could do it if the spike were made of a higher quality metal than the thing you're trying to stab.
  11. Kobold King
    And after that, Tarachin balls. The true masters of reasoning--the circular kind, of course.
  12. Kobold King
    I have a mental image of Delightful, sitting in the middle of the Australian outback, cackling madly and frightening every dingo in a two hundred mile radius. Remember kids: don't do puns. can i have her shardblade she isn't using it
  13. Kobold King
    On the bright side, she may have actually Snapped.
  14. Kobold King
    It's disturbingly hilarious how we're watching Delightful descend further and further into madness all because of the username she chose. You should have named yourself monarch of an obscure species of mythological fairy. There's not a lot of pun-tential for Kobold word plays.
  15. Kobold King
    You must share your logical triumph. I want to know how you did it. Porcine discourse is a skill which can serve someone well through life.
  16. Kobold King
    "Hey, do you wanna destroy some... hey, wait, what are you doing? Helloo? Stop that! This isn't funny! Wait till I tell Shashara, you'll be in BIG trouble!"
  17. Kobold King
    If I were a gold Compounder, I'd take that job. Miles didn't feel pain, after all. (Granted, that was because he'd gotten used to the pain, but I can still see myself taking the job. I'd put the $ in $cadrial.)
  18. Kobold King
    There's an interesting thought. We know that highly Invested materials interfere with other forms of Investiture. You can't Lash a man in Shardplate. You can't Push against Shardplate. Would emotional Allomancy even work on a Shardbearer, or would the Plate block the effect in a manner analogous to how aluminum hats block Soothing and Rioting?
  19. Kobold King
    You know you're a Sanderfan when you lock your doors at night every time you talk to Swimmingly.
  20. Kobold King
    It scares me how quickly you come up with these things.
  21. Kobold King
    When you wonder if you can Forge yourself so that you became BranSan's assistant instead of Peter Ahlstrom. Sorry Mr. Ahlstrom, but you should know by now how ruthless we Sharders can be...
  22. Kobold King
    We have a WoB that if you made a Lifeless out of someone who was about to Return, the Awakening Breath and Endowment's Divine Breath would collide and "crazy things" would happen. Since in Hemalurgy you essentially graft a Spiritual aspect onto somebody, I believe it would function in a similarly "crazy" way. This answer is both precise and completely unhelpful in figuring out exactly what would happen.
  23. Kobold King
    If the Cosmere's Mythbusters are morally bankrupt noblemen, they could use a kandra instead of a dummy.
  24. Kobold King
    Interesting question! The thing to bear in mind is that a Lifeless has had it's Spiritual aspect fundamentally altered in ways we don't fully understand. The question would be, does becoming a Lifeless affect the sDNA that allows for Metallic Investiture? (I feel like one of the Five Scholars when I talk like that.)
  25. Kobold King
    To Cultivate the perfect pun, we should Pool our resources.
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