Kobold King
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Harmony, really? I was just guessing... it was between Kwaan or the Stick. So. Girl gets puppy, hilarity climax ensues.
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You're talking about Kwaan, right? From Alendi's journal?
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Thunderclast? Warbreaker spoilers:
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What do you call a brightly lit evening? A night radiant.
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Perfect pitch? Like Mab the cook tapping the side of a pot?
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Buy, sounds awesome. WoR, sort of.
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At the very least, BreathTaker, feel free to take advantage of any of our waffle vendors. Kneeling so long must... sap the energy out of you. (Get it? Sap, because maple syrup is tree sap...? Eh, I'm wasted on you guys.)
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"Better one person should leave guild invitations than ten," whispered Kobold King. He plunged his Honorblade into the ground and walked off, thinking of the one he'd left behind. (My way of saying, the Oathpact has been broken. )
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SHIVERTONGUE IS COMING, LITTLE PANDA. YOU MUST UNITE THEM.
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Those made me laugh, actually, though maybe I'm a bit biased.
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Of course not. We are consumers of chicken, not chickens ourselves.
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Do we have to let the Aussies play? I mean, once they roll out the kangaroos it's all over.
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What do you call an impolite Parshendi? Bad-form. I'll be here all night, folks.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Kobold King replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When they tell you to shut your crem-filled mouth. OK, I guess that's more of "you know your friends are Sanderfans when..." -
I can state with absolute certainty that it's not all one person. I participated in one of the major ones a while back, and the whole RP was recorded in regular posts. Saying it's an "abomination" seems a little... harsh.
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I know about as much of the rules of hockey as the average puck.
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MUAHAHAHA! This gives us the opportunity to test out our patented Deli of Discord amongst the enemy team! I mean, uh, let's keep this a clean match.
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Buy. Definitely buy. (On a side note, I often wonder what he's searching for when comes online. When I hover my cursor above his name and see only the cryptic hint "Searching...". What I wouldn't give to know what keywords he uses...) Voidbringers have been on other Shardworlds.
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Buy. Tanavast was a Dragon, explaining the oddly reptilian double eye of the Almighty.
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Breadbaker, God of Breakfast. Any takers for high priest? Free waffles come with the job...
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Buy. All of the Heralds are Yolenese and knew Tanavast personally.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Kobold King replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
If one of your friends doesn't like Brandon Sanderson, , re-evaluate your friendship, make her read every single novel until she relents, assassinate her expeditiously, Harmony, what is wrong with me Good for you! -
Buy. Dalinar as Justice would be awesome, to coin a phrase. We have no idea just how bad Damnation is. However bad you think it is, it's ten times worse (because ten is important). And we'll never know the full extent of the horror the Heralds went through, seeing only a thin sliver of their torment which will nonetheless make us shake us to the core.
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I have died in a tragic waffle-cooking accident and am now a Returned. The Nalthian cult who found me called me Breadbaker, God of Breakfast.
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One idea I've toyed with is Allomantic Morse code. If you have a strong Seeker in your group, another Allomancer--even a gnat--could send a coded sequence of signals by turning their metals on and off.
