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  1. Kobold King
    Observe? Merely gazing upon the dreadful countenance of Chaos' guild will cause your pitiful little watchtower to burst into flames, ravaged by forces your precious little observations could never adequately prepare you for. Only those who have sought protection from the great esoteric forces on this forum can even participate in these discussions without fear.
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    You're missing the perfect opportunity for causing chaos, Quitecontrary. (lower case "c" in chaos) Spread forum-wide interest in shipping you with a couple of different people. Then, once everyone is firmly entrenched in separate sides of the debate, publicly renounce your previous romantic interests and start flirting with random people. The heads of shippers will explode... or at the very least, earn the Wafflesworn some publicity.
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    Allow me to just say that you're not the first person to have asked that question. And do you really need a list just to know not to follow Swimmingly into dark alleys?
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    "I will show you a bewildering array of esoteric Cosmere hints. Then I will break you." This seems to be Brandon Sanderson's primary writing style.
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    I believe the question was RAFO'd. We don't know for sure what Endowment's real name is, but I keep forgetting myself and treating "Edgli" as a canon name.
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    I've chased goats and carried buckets through thick Illinois snow. I've picked weeds and watered tomatoes in brutal Texan heat. They both suck.
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    You'd be surprised how similar the Shards of Ruin and Jolliness can be. At the North Pole, you can find an enormous mug of piping hot chocolate--Santa's Shardpool. Milk and cookies make up his physical body, which is why he is so eager to consume them and return to his full strength.
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    I'm not saying the elves and reindeer are Hemalurgic constructs... I'm just saying Santa can control them with Soothing and Rioting.
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    Buy. That's the real reason he was made Truthless. (Also, Curiosity, I love the idea of Edgli being a Dragon. That would fit with how little we know of him/her, and would be a brilliant subversion of dragon tropes--instead of being a greedy hoarder of gold, the Dragon is the spiritual incarnation of endowment.)
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    "When each of your Ideals have been sworn, then you have my permission to Surgebind."
  11. Kobold King
    ARGH this is driving me insane! Is it AonDor?
  12. Kobold King
    I eagerly await the day when Brandon Sanderson creates a facial hair-based magic system.
  13. Kobold King
    Thanks!
  14. Kobold King
    So, spoilers for the end of the book, as you might expect. Basically, we all believe that the sword Nale gives to Szeth is Nightblood. This is considered common knowledge. I just need a little help for a wiki where I need to source this statement. So can anyone tell me if there's an exact WoB which confirms that Szeth's new puppy is in fact Nightblood?
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    Warbreaker spoilers:
  16. Kobold King
    Right! "Would you like to take your turn at the game today?" I'm assuming you know who the girl is now?
  17. Kobold King
    Yes.
  18. Kobold King
    "If wasing of the same of you, wasing of the drinking now."
  19. Kobold King
    Nope, sorry. Doesn't have to be a literal puppy though, so kudos for the Pattern guess.
  20. Kobold King
    Joe St's British? Unsurprising. The mustache on his profile picture is one of the most British pieces of facial hair I have ever seen.
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    Allomantic Tin and Feruchemical Bendalloy together make for a wonderful synergy while cooking. I emailed Wayne to confirm the name "Baker" for the combo.

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    Unfortunately I have already transcended the need for a priest, now being a Twinborn. I am a special Twin combination: I use Allomantic Tin to monitor for the precise degree of browning, while using Feruchemical Bendalloy to eat as many waffles as I like without negative health consequences. This is the single most awesome combination, called a Baker. You can be my wisecracking sidekick if you like.
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    Yay, new ship! Chaoscontrary or Quitechaos?
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    Santa's totally real. He has Hemalurgic implants granting him longevity, speed, and jolliness.
  25. Kobold King
    Capable of striking at any time, turning regular mortals into aching zombies?
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