Kobold King

I'll give the order for his immediate execution write up my turn now.

Oh, so I'm not good enough for a full two hits. Real nice, thanks. Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 6 Aether 8 Quiver 10 Gamma Fiend 6 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 8 LeftVash 13 Shardlet 6 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 8 Mailliw73 8 Voidus 20 The Only Joe 13 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 17

There's no reason we can't start with happy chatter and end with violent raptor introductions.

Kobold King 15 Swimmingly 8 Chaos 0 Please don't ban me please don't ban me please don't ban me FeatherWriter 4 Kurkistan 4 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 19 Delightful 6 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 11 Fifth of Daybreak 8 LeftVash 16 Shardlet 6 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 6 Voidus 14 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 13 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 20 Observer 20

Kobold King 16 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 6 FeatherWriter 5 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 19 Delightful 6 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 8 LeftVash 14 Shardlet 6 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 7 Voidus 12 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11 EDIT: FIXED.

Kobold King 15 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 6 Argent 2 FeatherWriter 4 THIS IS FOR SHIPPING! Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 19 Delightful 6 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 LeftVash 14 Shardlet 6 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 12 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11 Observer

Kobold King 15 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 6 Argent 2 <<First person I encountered on the site. No hard feelings. FeatherWriter 4 THIS IS FOR SHIPPING! Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 17 Observer 19 Delightful 6 Windrunner 2 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 LeftVash 14 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 12 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Kobold King 14 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 6 Argent 4 FeatherWriter 4 There was a time when the Featherblades would have stormed this thread to protect their liege. Where are they now? Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 17 Observer 18 Delightful 6 Windrunner 2 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 2 LeftVash 15 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 11 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Being trapped in a hamster ball for all eternity would be a poetic end for Möbius.

Kobold King 13 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 6 Argent 4 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 8 Aether 8 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 17 Observer 17 Delightful 6 Windrunner 3 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 3 LeftVash 14 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 6 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 17 Observer 15 Delightful 6 Windrunner 3 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 3 LeftVash 13 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Good point, but we can't rule out the possibility of Steelheart being harmed prior to the bank robbery. Perhaps his family or someone else who knew him before Calamity set off his weakness soon after he discovered his powers, but didn't leave permanent scarring behind them.

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 6 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 17 I'm assuming you meant to add one Health to her during your last turn, Voidus. Observer 14 Delightful 6 Windrunner 3 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 5 LeftVash 13 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 8 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 15 Funtimes approved. Observer 16 Delightful 6 Windrunner 5 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 5 LeftVash 12 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 9 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

The below is relevant, somehow.

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 4 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 13 FOR THE SHIP! Delightful 6 Observer 14 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 6 LeftVash 11 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 9 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

Kobold King 12 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 6 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 11 Delightful 6 Observer 13 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 10 LeftVash 11 Shardlet 8 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 9 The Only Joe 12 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 11

No buts! All the other factions would make fun of us if we destroyed our own HQ.

Let's avoid bringing down the Museum until at least the second day of its in-game existence.

Kobold King 11 Swimmingly 10 Chaos 8 Here's hoping I don't get banned for this. Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 8 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 10 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 10 Delightful 10 Observer 10 Windrunner 7 Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 10 LeftVash 10 Shardlet 10 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 8 lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 10 RShara 6 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 10

Half our memberbase will never be on speaking terms again.

Kobold King 10 I fully expect to get killed off early on. Swimmingly 10 Chaos 10 Argent 10 FeatherWriter 10 Kurkistan 10 Awesomeness Summoned 10 Moogle 10 Aether 10 Quiver 10 TwiLyghtSansSparkles 10 Delightful 10 Observer 9 Windrunner 8 Because it's too early to start grudges this game. Gamma Fiend 10 WeiryWriter 10 Fifth of Daybreak 10 Metacognition 10 LeftVash 10 Shardlet 10 Tempus 10 Edgedancer 10 Shivertongue 10 Mailliw73 9 Nothing personal. Had to be somebody. lord Claincy Ffnord 10 Voidus 10 The Only Joe 10 RShara 10 PorridgeBrick 11 GreyPilgrim 10

They put sugar in [DATA EXPUNGED]? That's revolting. By the beard of Phoenix, that is a travesty in mine sight.

HAHAHA. SILLY OBSERVER. SO INTENSE, SO SURE OF YOURSELF.