Kobold King
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If they were wearing giant paper Shia LaBeouf masks? The D'awwing Twenties.
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I'm glad you specified "all girls"; call me sexist, but the mental image of a bunch of teenage boys in tight bodysuits and black lipstick doing splits on stage makes me feel simultaneously amused and unsettled. Small children are adorable. (And I speak as a someone with several very young siblings, so I'm kind of an authority. )
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Eleven, for me, was on average the best Doctor. Ten, though, was the most variable in story quality. He was the Doctor in some of my least favorite episodes of the entire series, but he also took center stage in some of the episodes I adore the very most. I judge most Eleventh Doctor stories as "Very Good," but Ten's episodes cover every level between "Epic Fail" and "SWEET OMEGA TEN OUT TEN WOULD WATCH AGAIN!!"
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That is a strange name for a dance. How old were the dancers in that particular act? I have a hard time imagining three year-olds doing splits and handstands of that kind of caliber. Toddlers register thousands of kiloritas higher than Fortuity in all areas.
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Not at all! I adore Nine and Ten. Eleven is simply my favorite, and Twelve is the only revived series Doctor I don't really care for.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Kobold King replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When you spend your days gleefully anticipating the day when TwiLyghtSansSparkles reads the Lift interlude from Words of Radiance, and posts her meme reaction to it to the Sanderson Memes thread. -
* sniff * Wha--what are you talking about? I'm not crying. I'm just... I'm just... who's chopping the space onions in here?
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"And behold, the Horseman of the Apocalypse, who brought fire and death upon the world, did sayeth 'I am a pretty froggie princess. See me hop.'" "Um... what?" "I am a pretty froggie princess. See me spread my magical frogginess across the land."
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Infinite resources, you say? Very well... HoA spoilers:
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What I love is the sheer joy and exuberance in his voice when he utters the last line before the opening credits, standing in a futuristic cargo hold being charted by a Triceratops. "Dinosaurs... on a spaceship!"
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Be careful what to wish for. Would imagining Steelheart performing all the dances the little girls are performing make the recital easier to sit through?
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It's gotta be a bad day when being attacked by a superpowered snob would brighten it. If I might ask, what are you doing at a dance recital?
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You have good ideas. Though am I the only one who thinks that if the first Epic's Rending happened at the Gala, everypony would think Celestia planned it to shake things up?
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I'll consider that. Though his defeat might be anticlimatic, as I'm pretty sure his weakness would be getting dirt on his freshly groomed coat.
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Great. Now I'm going to be disappointed if Calamity comes out and the titular alicorn doesn't describe himself with the phrase "dashing grin."
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"Prince Charmless," by Randina42.
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That is a statement which is true. So... I just saw a song about Prince Blueblood becoming a maniacal supervillain after gaining the Alicorn Amulet. ... I can't think of any Oregon Epic this song quite fits, but I'm thinking we need to make one.
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It seems to me like most members of the MEE would die pretty quickly if they tried to pull off a daring rescue operation.
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Two questions: Blonde or dark-haired? Does this mean Nighthound will melt if we throw a bucket of water on him?
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Funtimes had better arrive soon then, since Lightwards at this point would kill her out of hand.
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The first Warrior Lightwards ever raised was a terrier, actually.
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Have you seen the wackjobs that live in Oregon? Neither Snowfall or Khione wanted it, so they declared the whole state an asylum for the mentally ill. They've been subtly steering insane Epics there for years, which is why so many crazies have been showing up there lately.
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Well this is a fanfiction. Why don't we postulate a Khione/Snowfall alliance and send her to Alaskamento?
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Okay, new plan: instead of getting tortured and abused by Nighthound, let's make C4 the victim of a freak tornado that strikes through the MoNA and takes her to a far-off magical kingdom.
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Expect the raptors to get a good meal soon, then. Random irrelevant question. What does C4 look like? For some reason I've been imagining her blowing things up while dressed like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.
