The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Author Posted October 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: The Comic Relief evolved into Love Interest, and now has a crush on Side Character! "Henchman! Fridge that Love Interest, we must give the Side Character motivation to fight us! Although, considering you're a mostly useless Henchman, I doubt you will succeed."
Condensation she/her Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, The Unknown Order said: "Henchman! Fridge that Love Interest, we must give the Side Character motivation to fight us! Although, considering you're a mostly useless Henchman, I doubt you will succeed." "Leave the Love Interest alone! They never did anything to you!"
Quivil Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Hero screams from the weight of the new responsibility sitting on his shoulders.
Random Bystander she/her Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tani said: The Hero screams from the weight of the new responsibility sitting on his shoulders. The Mentor patted the Hero's back sympathetically. "Don't worry. You will have lots of help. And we could get you some enchanted armor and an awesome weapon if you want. Although, that would take time, and we'd have to go on a quest. But the quest should be relatively easy." Edited October 8, 2021 by Random Bystander
Experience he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Evil Sidekick kidnaps the Love Interest to use as hostage. Or at least tries to...
Condensation she/her Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Side Character kicks the Evil Sidekick's shins. "Leave them alone!"
Experience he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Evil Sidekick reveals the very impressive shin guards he is wearing and continues to walk away with the Love Interest, hoping he looks cool.
Condensation she/her Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 "Stop that!" The Side Character kicks the Evil Sidekick in the back of the knees and slaps them.
Experience he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Evil Sidekick transforms into a Whiny Evil Sidekick. He drops the Love Interest in order to check his face for blood. When he sees none, he starts to whine anyway and waits for the Villain to come save him.
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Author Posted October 8, 2021 57 minutes ago, Experience said: The Evil Sidekick transforms into a Whiny Evil Sidekick. He drops the Love Interest in order to check his face for blood. When he sees none, he starts to whine anyway and waits for the Villain to come save him. The Villain, since they don't care about anybody but themselves sends another Evil Sidekick to help them.
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 The Villain's Lieutenant sets off to capture the Love Interest and help the other Evil Sidekick.
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 The Love Interest politely reminds the thread that he is still cleverly disguised as Comic Relief. He cracks a joke at his own expense just to be safe.
Random Bystander she/her Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 The Mentor raises her eyebrow at the Comic Relief/Love Interest. The Mentor then asks the Hero what that's all about.
Condensation she/her Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 4:56 PM, Flaming Coinshoot said: The Villain's Lieutenant sets off to capture the Love Interest and help the other Evil Sidekick. ¨Come on,¨ says the Side Character. ¨Why can´t you just leave the Lov - Comic Relief alone?¨ The Side Character looks to the Hero for assistance, since the Hero is likely naturally gifted at fighting.
WrathofaShardKitten Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 Traitor arrives and joins in fighting against Villain's Lieutenant and Evil Sidekick in an appropriately dramatic fashion.
Experience he/him Posted October 11, 2021 Posted October 11, 2021 The Evil Sidekick reminds the Traitor that he should really betray his friends for the Villain for the power it will bring him. And the possibility of cookies.
The Unknown Medallion he/him Posted October 11, 2021 Author Posted October 11, 2021 43 minutes ago, Experience said: The Evil Sidekick reminds the Traitor that he should really betray his friends for the Villain for the power it will bring him. And the possibility of cookies. "No cookies! Stop offering them cookies, or I'll cook you!"
WrathofaShardKitten Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Experience said: The Evil Sidekick reminds the Traitor that he should really betray his friends for the Villain for the power it will bring him. And the possibility of cookies. Traitor makes an overly declarative statement about how she will never betray. . . whoever these people are, into the Evil Sidekick's grasp, and anyway, she's allergic to cookies! Somehow, while fighting, Traitor manages to pass Evil Sidekick a note reading, "What kind of cookies?" She does the same thing to Villain's Lieutenant to ensure the offer of cookies is genuine, and also to play them off of each other to get better offers. How she expects to do this when they are both on the same side, none of the Readers know. Traitor thinks it will work though. Somehow. Against all basic logic and sense. Edited October 12, 2021 by WrathofaShardKitten Typo.
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 The Comic Relief says something about how they shouldn't trust Traitor, but nobody listens to him. It makes him angry; which, of course, is somewhat comedic.
Frustration Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 The Cannon Fodder dies fighting the Evil Sidekick despite the fact that they really shouldn't given all historical precedent.
Condensation she/her Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 "Oh no! Poor Cannon Fodder!" says Side Character.
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Comic Relief takes out all of Cannon Fodder's evil twins!
Flaming Coinshot he/him Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Evil Lieutenant summons a bunch of Henchman to deal with these pesky heroes and Cannon Fodder. He also passes a note to the Traitor saying "Chocolate Chip."
Condensation she/her Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 Side Character pulls out a giant sword... and hands it to Hero. They pull out a small dagger for themselves. "Let's go!!!"
Quivil Posted October 12, 2021 Posted October 12, 2021 The Hero drops the sword and pulls out spiked cookies, eating one. She becomes a Corrupted Hero, picks up the sword, and starts dueling the Mentor.
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