describe a character badly

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

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Spoiler

it was meant as a joke

 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

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it was meant as a joke

 

...I know.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

any way, 

Vin, (at least in the well of ascension): Insecure can't decide anything.

Kelsier: has mental issues, has a weird sense of honor, and hates noble people.

Edited April 21, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[vonnegut she/her]

On 4/19/2021 at 7:45 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Hoid: Complete asshole who inadvertently causes major character development via storytelling.

That's actually a very accurate description.

 

Szeth:  flies and kills people because of a rock, then stops flying for a while and just talks to a sword, then flies again

[Dancer]

Marsh: Masochist who loves getting spiked.  

[Elias]

Marsh: Emotional masochist rebellion agent, then double agent, then triple agent

Vin: orphan girl who joins a cult then gets really into governmental reform

Kelsier: living (debatable), breathing (probably not these days) plot twist

Sazed: metal nerd, rebel servant, savior and destroyer, god of oxymorons

Era 2

Wax: nobleman gets way too into a game of cowboys and indians

Steris: self-aware anal-retentive and looking pointedly average doing it

Marasi: blows minds  with crime statistics

Wayne: Hoid, but mortal, on Scadrial, with a twist

Edited May 1, 2021 by Elias
Added a few things

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

22 hours ago, Elias said:

Marsh: Emotional masochist rebellion agent, then double agent, then triple agent

Vin: orphan girl who joins a cult then gets really into governmental reform

Kelsier: living (debatable), breathing (probably not these days) plot twist

Sazed: metal nerd, rebel servant, savior and destroyer, god of oxymorons

Era 2

Wax: nobleman gets way too into a game of cowboys and indians

Steris: self-aware anal-retentive and looking pointedly average doing it

Marasi: blows minds  with crime statistics

Wayne: Hoid, but mortal, on Scadrial, with a twist

Kelsier probably is breathing these days. Side effect of having a body. Whether or not he NEEDS to is debatable.

[Frustration]

9 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Kelsier probably is breathing these days. Side effect of having a body. Whether or not he NEEDS to is debatable.

Side effects include: breathing, having a heartbeat, potential bleeding, heart attack and death.

Ask your doctor if having a body is right for you.

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

On 4/19/2021 at 5:21 PM, KenzoBlue said:

Shallan: Young woman who suffers from Alzheimer's develops split personality disorder to protect herself from her Alzheimer's

That's about right

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

On 4/21/2021 at 10:47 AM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Kaladin the paladin -

he was terribly depressed.

And then he was a Windrunner!

an' was he then?

And depression, terribly, was he - paladin the Kaladin.

 

Shallan had trauma. 

Death - the murders - 

her dad, her mom.

Her mom, her dad - her murders.

Deathly trauma, had Shallan.

 

These may be the worst keteks in existence.

Also nice keteks

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

21 minutes ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

Also nice keteks

Thanks

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

Taravangian: part-time genius, part-time empath, all-time megalomaniac.

Stick: Shallan's ultimate nemesis 

Eshonai: Dora the Explorer, but alien, but buff, but eventually evil.

Syl: actual manic pixie dream girl

Chiri-chiri: flying magic insect cat who's owner is a disabled woman.

Pattern: swirly math spirit.

Teft: grumpy reformed-ish drug addict who's best friend is young enough to be his son.

That's all I got for now but I'll probably be back later

 

Edited May 12, 2021 by Ander Stormwindrunner
Just noticed a typo

[+CallsignZen she/her]

12 hours ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

Eshonai: Dora the Explorer, but alien, but buff, but eventually evil.

this is amazing thank you for making my day

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

5 hours ago, CallsignZen said:

this is amazing thank you for making my day

You are quite welcome

[Frustration]

Kaladin - Guy who finds it difficult to care about anything, cares too much about everything so everyone thinks he's just sad.

[Ander Stormwindrunner he/him]

Now for some non-Stormlight ones!

Spensa (for those who know Fire Emblem Awakening): if Owain and Cynthia had a child.

Spensa (for those who do not): overzealous teen who bullies her friend into becoming a pilot and her flightleader into having a stupid name.

M-Bot: Pattern, but a robot. You know it's true.

Vin: Shallan's Veil personality as a real person, but with Allomancy.

Doomslug the Destroyer: shouldn't this name be self-evident? Sadly not...

Vivenna: "Oh no I must protect Siri"

Siri: "Wow, Hallandren is amazing!"

EDIT: M-Bot is Pattern, but a robot that is obsessed with mushrooms. That is an important detail that I left out.

Edited May 16, 2021 by Ander Stormwindrunner

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Hoid: A chaotic space wizard Waldo who foresees instant noodles.

[Regent she/her]

On 5/17/2021 at 6:58 AM, Ander Stormwindrunner said:

Spensa (for those who do not): overzealous teen who bullies her friend into becoming a pilot and her flightleader into having a stupid name.

Jorgen: is the said flightleader 

Bim: the one dude who everyone knew is in danger the moment he was introduced.

Syl: That one wholesome friend that everyone needs 
 

Edited May 18, 2021 by caramel_

[JNV]

Slnc: Lckd hr dd grndmthr n th clst fr yrs. 

Kbsl: Psnd jm nthsst.

Pttrn: B bt wth hmmng nstd f bzzng. 

Sxth f th Dsk: ld-fshnd sxst.

Msh/Vr: dlst bt sd.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kaladin: the guy everyone knew would end up being Professor Depression.

Shallan: her family is poor so she tries to steal from rich people (like Robbin hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, poor= herself).

Dalinar: grumpy old guy, people only listen to him because he was intimidating when he was younger.

[TheCruelSadist he/him]

I was expecting a guessing game, if anyone wants to take a stab at these.

1) Jackass.

2) Only acknowledges Gods... and inanimate objects. 

3) Thinks they're the life of every party.  They show up, drink all your good booze, then try to start an adventure - regardless of what was going on when they arrived.

4) The Official "This is Fine" Fan Club [btw if you've never read Gunshow comics or any of KC's other works, I highly suggest it.  Here are some of my favorites, but some of the other comics aren't strictly SFW]

5) NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDS [same for DBZ Abridged]

[Shadesmar13]

Finally, I have found a post in which my skill at being really bad at describing things can shine!!!

The Stick™: Is a stick.

Kaladin: More espresso, less depresso 

Hoid: Nosy neighbor

Pattern: MMMMMMMMMM lies

Okay, turns out I'm bad at describing things badly on purpose.

[Starborn42 she/her]

Spensa: "You're a fire, Spin." -Jorgen Weight

See, Spensa is stubborn but more cooperative than le Stick™

 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Lessie: Look! Veil is a real person!

Veil: Look! It's Lessie manifesting in a schizophrenic girl's mind!

Amaram: A lot like Eragon. He "needed a sword" so he got a sword, killing a hellova lot of people along the way.

Evi: This girl's on fire.

Adolin: Chummy murderer.

Rannette: Grumpy gay master gunsmith (my heroine).

TenSoon: There is an imposter among us and it very well may be a smart puppers.

Elend: Rebellious nerd meets cute assassin and becomes Napolean.

Vin: Street urchin joins cult and makes some friends; decides the cult leader is her dad.

Kel: Thief gets superpowers and starts a cult; adopts street urchin and becomes Jesus.

Edited June 16, 2021 by Elend Venture

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

[redacted RoW character]: [R E D A C T E D].

Khriss: scholar person who researches the universe. 

Kelsier: made a thief crew, died, got another bigger crew.