The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 I need to post the stick anthem again: OH STICK A Poem, by TheAlpha929 OH STICK! WHEN I WAKE I SAY YOUR NAME WHEN I LIE DOWN TO REST IT IS THE SAME AND IF I BROKE WHEN IT FELL A STICK I WOUD HAVE TO GO TO ///*static* *in disembodied automated voice:* “This recording has malfunctioned. Experts are working on it at this very mo-*static*\\\ I almost wrote my real name down. Hehehe Also this post was so worthy of being my 200th 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 4 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said: I need to post the stick anthem again: OH STICK A Poem, by TheAlpha929 OH STICK! WHEN I WAKE I SAY YOUR NAME WHEN I LIE DOWN TO REST IT IS THE SAME AND IF I BROKE WHEN IT FELL A STICK I WOUD HAVE TO GO TO ///*static* *in disembodied automated voice:* “This recording has malfunctioned. Experts are working on it at this very mo-*static*\\\ I almost wrote my real name down. Hehehe Also this post was so worthy of being my 200th Hehe I've almost done that so many times PRAISE THE STICK! THE GLORIOUS STICKY STICK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 40 minutes ago, Telrao said: Hehe I've almost done that so many times PRAISE THE STICK! THE GLORIOUS STICKY STICK! Telrao, if you're gonna be an effective mercenary you gotta stop joining all these cults! What will you do if we're payed to take one out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Tani said: Telrao, if you're gonna be an effective mercenary you gotta stop joining all these cults! What will you do if we're payed to take one out? Shhhh Tani if they don't suspect I'm a Mercenary they won't think I'm going to murder them the moment someone pays me shhhhhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Telrao said: Shhhh Tani if they don't suspect I'm a Mercenary they won't think I'm going to murder them the moment someone pays me shhhhhh we're literally talking in mercenary blue but okay I'll be shushed Bye y'all, you heard nothing, praise the mighty twiggy stick an all - *ducks out* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 Don't worry Tani. I already knew. But your kind must be warned. Both the Stick and I guard this cult club and you'll find we're harder to get rid of than most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted April 9, 2023 Report Share Posted April 9, 2023 (edited) On 10/15/2021 at 9:31 AM, Szeth's Facepalm said: STICK IS BETTER AND THOSE WHO SAY OTHERWISE ARE COWARDS WHO IGNORE THE TRUTH. Look: fire destroys, stick creates. fire hurts, stick heals. fire burns, stick grows. As a member of the Gay Arsonists Club™ I am usually pro fire, but this is just silly! If there is one thing better than fire, it truly is The Stick. Lmao who just repped this I do not remember it at all and i laughed at it for like a minute @whoever repped this, thank you very much Edit: wait what this is active again?? I didn't notice when i posted that lol Edited April 9, 2023 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 On 4/9/2023 at 4:32 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said: Edit: wait what this is active again?? I didn't notice when i posted that lol You’re welcome The Cult of the Stick will never die, for a true Follower WILL be faithful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 All hail the one true STICK!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 One of the Grand Sticks has arrived... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 *dilaf hiss* You presume to be a Grand Stick?!?! Ye whose last appearance on the thread was on page 5?! Spoiler I guess you can be a Lesser Grand Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 he was here on page 1 though... Spoiler maybe Great Lesser Grand Stick would work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I will take the trial of the Grand Stick to claim my place, if needs be... for I am a stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 i mean, I think that Lesser Great Grand Stick is a pretty fair title for now, until you succeed or fail the trial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 ok. Begin the trial when you are ready 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 *ahem* Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 stick *ahem* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 *Begins trial.* I am a stick. I am a stick I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stiiiick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 I will not be fire... I AM A STIIIIICK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 FARTHER!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 time for the big guns. I AM A STIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 SWEAR THE OATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will strive to fulfill my office as a Grand Stick. I will lead generously and will correct the ways of those needing it. I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose and do not seek redemption from the Stick of Atonement, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times and do not seek redemption from the Stick of Atonement, my life is forfeit. Amen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 I SWEAR IT I will strive to fulfill my office as a Grand Stick. I will lead generously and will correct the ways of those needing it. I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose and do not seek redemption from the Stick of Atonement, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times and do not seek redemption from the Stick of Atonement, my life is forfeit. Amen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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