The club for individuals with an overly high opinion of themselves

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, The Windrunner Supreme said:

Never mind, I figured it out

All right. Good!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Oh hey, I belong in this group!

[Aeternum]

*Walks in and sits down extremely causally.*

Why hello there, I'm Still Not an Ookla (I don't wanna change my name back), the most amazing person in the room. Unless you're more amazing than me. Then I'll have to revise my list.

Now what were you saying? 

 

[Condensation she/her]

26 minutes ago, Not an Ookla said:

*Walks in and sits down extremely causally.*

Why hello there, I'm Still Not an Ookla (I don't wanna change my name back), the most amazing person in the room. Unless you're more amazing than me. Then I'll have to revise my list.

Now what were you saying? 

Hello! Welcome! I assume you belong here since you are here.

[EMPtheCat he/him]

you are but a mere vapor of your past self

 

[AquaRegia he/him]

My wife will vouch for me deserving a place in this group.  

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

I'm not even sure why someone said I should be here. Like, if I had to describe myself in two words, it would probably be, "Small ego," because I probably have the smallest ego out of everyone here.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

I secretly do not have a large ego, but I love pretending I do.

I AM THE KNIGHT OF IRON AND YOU WILL OBEY MY WILL

Edited January 12, 2021 by Knight of Iron

[Condensation she/her]

Today in my class, we were listing things that we wanted to be. Then we were supposed to find a partner and tell them that they were the things they wanted to be, and then tell ourselves we were the things we wanted to be. There were an odd number of people in the class, so I paired with the teacher.

She told me that I already was all of those things.  I'm so happy! Because I didn't think I was!

[basement_boi he/him]

I have quite a few people (not in the fan base) that I could recommend for this club

[revelryintheart she/her]

HA imagine having self esteem

[AonDoor he/him]

"Overly high"? I don't know about that. My opinion of myself is definitely justified.

[Frustration]

How have I not been here before this place was made for me.

I mean most things are but this especially.

[Quivil]

This is beautiful and hilarious and I love it.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Of course this thread was started by fish, who may have the biggest ego of anyone i have ever met

... um

Imagine thinking ur cool and smart, CRINGE

[Guest]

Oh, I defintely deserve to be here

[Experience he/him]

Whose themselves? I've never met them  

[CryoZenith he/him]

I would say I'm the bee's knees had I the requisite knowledge to be sure that bees had knees. Failing that, I'll just say that I'm as great as myself, and that's quite the bar.

Edited January 14, 2022 by CryoZenith
typo

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

*Emery the Windrunner walks in head held high.*
 

“As you all can clearly see I am the most amazing person ever, and am automatically in this club!”

*he walks over to an empty seat and sits down. He then whispers to himself.*
 

“Ha, the fools have no idea that I am a loser, and hate myself.”

[Going_North_cal]

Emery.

You literally just described myself as well lmao.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

On 1/12/2021 at 10:29 AM, Knight of Iron said:

I secretly do not have a large ego, but I love pretending I do.

I AM THE KNIGHT OF IRON AND YOU WILL OBEY MY WILL

same lol.

[AonDoor he/him]

Everyone is equal. But some (such as myself) are more equal than others.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'd like to nominate both my cats, but especially Ember as she has tortitude.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

On 9/12/2022 at 9:07 PM, The Wandering Wizard said:

I'd like to nominate both my cats, but especially Ember as she has tortitude.

sorry to quote you on something from so long ago, but you have a tortie?!?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

8 hours ago, shortcake said:

sorry to quote you on something from so long ago, but you have a tortie?!?

Yes!!!

She's the best!!!