Hello Fellow Humans

[FriarFritz]

I am a very human human, who is interested in human things, like humanity.

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I thought I was human, but my ability to access these has put that in doubt. Perhaps I am a sleeper agent with a part of my consciousness sectioned off until I am contacted by my superiors. Alternatively, I may be part of an experiment on the long-term feasibility for integration between my species and Homo Sapiens.

 

[Frustration]

34 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

I never questioned you. I simply corrected you.

One does not correct Frustration, I am not corrected, only controlled, or controlling.

Be extremely careful which one you fall into, for the consequences are... exquisite. 

[Condensation she/her]

I'm a human.

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No, seriously. I'm a human.

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You don't believe me? I am a human.

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I'm a human.

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I'm a human.

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I'm definitely a human.

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All right, you got me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vessel of Theory he/him]

What marvelous humans in this thread, setting such a human example for the rest of us humany humans. Truly a wonder to behold. Exemplary humans, you lot.

 

[Condensation she/her]

Aren't we such amazing humans? I love being a completely normal human!

[+Doomstick he/him]

I like eating, it is a necessary part of life. meat tastes good.

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Aged meat, that is.

 

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, AonDii said:

I like eating, it is a necessary part of life. meat tastes good.

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Aged meat, that is.

 

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Oh my goodness, that part in WoA... makes me laugh so hard!

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I KNOW THAT HUMANS WANT REP BUT MY GOAL HAS BEEN RUINED

 

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, AonDii said:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I KNOW THAT HUMANS WANT REP BUT MY GOAL HAS BEEN RUINED

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Oh, flip. Sorry, I'll take it away. My sincerest apologies.

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Yay!

[Condensation she/her]

We spread the yay!

[AonEne he/him]

*pokes head in* Hi, I'm definitely a human human being who humans around.

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I think I'm lost...

 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

I am a human with skin who does human things like breathe oxygen and am definitely not a salad

Edited December 25, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I am a human with skin who does human things like breathe oxygen and am definitely not a salad

technically leaves breathe oxygen too so I mean

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 hours ago, Aon-CHRISTMAS-Ene said:

technically leaves breathe oxygen too so I mean

This is merely a coincidence

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Mmm photosynthesis 

 

Edited December 25, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[+Doomstick he/him]

On 12/24/2020 at 7:59 PM, Aon-CHRISTMAS-Ene said:

technically leaves breathe oxygen too so I mean

Wait don't they breathe CO2?

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

33 minutes ago, AonDii said:

Wait don't they breathe CO2?

They do both! At night since there’s no sunlight they breathe oxygen instead

[+Doomstick he/him]

Huh, TIL.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

Isnt being a human amazing

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I AM A STICK, I AM A STICK, I AM A STICK, I AM A STICK