Things Hoid is not allowed to do in the Cosmere

[jamesbondsmith He/him]

71) Not allowed to wear a moustache and glasses and insist I am actually 'Tiw'. 

       71b) This also applies to Dioh, Zapot, Suidim etc.

72) Awakening doesn't help sleep deprivation. Therefore, creating sentient caffeine will not end well.

    

 

[jamesbondsmith He/him]

Now we can include Rhythm of War Spoilers:

73) When speaking with Adolin Kholin, I must be clear about which 'sword' I am referring to.

74) Must not draw the Shash brand back on Kaladin's head while he is sleeping.

75) Must not graffiti 'Big Sibling is watching you' on the walls of Urithiru.

76) Asking the Sibling for details on Dalinar and Navani's private life will be awkward for all involved, and they will all find out.

77) 'Don't spoil stories' is valid. History, on the other hand, doesn't have spoilers.

78) I should stop giving out the address of Kaladin's clinic to all the eligible noble ladies.

79) The Fourth Bridge is a marvel of fabrial engineering, and as such should not be used because I can't be bothered climbing a flight of stairs.

80) Windrunners don't have the time to keep catching me if I jump off a high platform, and have no idea what 'bungee jumping' is.

 

[jamesbondsmith He/him]

Necroing my thread (Lost Metal Spoilers)

81) Telling people of Wayne's heroic sacrifice in the ettmetal explosion is acceptable. Telling them it was actually because he let out a MASSIVE fart into a candle is not.

82) Even if it's a legacy he would really love.

83) Plans to defeat major foes of the cosmere must involve more than holding Chiri-Chiri up at them and saying 'she'll eat your investiture for breakfast'.

 

[SomePog]

84) Hoid is not allowed to throw an Cadmium Grenade into a room of people, yes its funny however what is not funny is starting a war between the Basin and the Malwish

Edited February 22, 2024 by SomePog

[Highprince10 he/him]

85) Hoid must stop talking about being digested by a fish in serious conversations 

86) Hoid cannot criticize Adolin's  Fashion choices and especially cannot give Adolin any awakened clothing for a party even if it would be funny to control Adolin at a party