Michael Portz he/him Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) My most extreme LOL was Cord shooting the Shardbow arrow straight into Nales face and immediately reloading, unperturbed ... Edited November 20, 2020 by Michael Portz Adding last word 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +Harrycrapper Posted November 20, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I lost it when Raboniel said the thing about the best masterpieces being two sets of five. Brandon, you arrogant bastard. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksmithki Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I now absolutely love Design, from the dog and the dragon, and the epilogue. Clearly she would like shakespearian plays, where you would get a synopsis before you watched it. Also, Wit insulting pattern was funny, clearly he liked talking to him. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer she/her Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I also loved Design/Wit interactions. I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS bridge four he/him Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I loved Adolin and Shallan hugging and then Pattern hugging them and saying he likes to talk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiaOmi Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, USS bridge four said: I loved Adolin and Shallan hugging and then Pattern hugging them and saying he likes to talk And showing them his feet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksmithki Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, TiaOmi said: And showing them his feet Also, he accidentally caused like half the plot in shadesmar because he was trying to talk to wit because he likes his jokes/insults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftl Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 The moment where Shallan talks to the other lightweavers’ Cryptics and finds out they’re all named Pattern. They’re different patterns, you see, so it’s completely different intonations! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Child of Hodor Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Singer said: I also loved Design/Wit interactions. I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. Came here to mention Design and Wit. Also when Design pulls out the flute Kaladin: “You found it?!” Wit: “This is a dream, idiot. It’s not real.” The Zahel chapter was very funny. “That’s because Wit’s an a******”” Chiri-Chiri describing the wet mouth sounds the soft ones make. Kalak was surprisingly funny. When he asks the Honorspren: “What do you think? Hold on; I don’t care what you think. Here I am years after joining you and you still haven’t found a way to get me off this cursed world.” Design: “Did you miss the ‘End’ at the end?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 6 hours ago, Singer said: I also loved Design/Wit interactions. I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. I admit when Shallan learns Pattern was the one sneakily using the Cosmic Cube I was shook. It was definitely a 'Verbal is Keyser Soze??' moment that Brandon turned around and subverted a few hours later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KandraAllomancer he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Voidbringer Cremling. Voidbringer. Storming. Cremling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govir Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 It didn’t hit me until the end, but I missed getting more Lopen (just got a lot in Dawnshard though) and/or Lift. Both are types of humor that are fun to read (while being super annoying in person probably). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Spoiler My favourite was Rlain channeling his inner teft " Figures. I wait around for yrs and YOU immediately get a Spren ". And then going "Ok too much teft ". Part 5 spoilers above 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurvanight he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Chapter 80. All of it. Design made me laugh so hard. Especially imagining a Cryptic playing a flute and swaying side to side while playing occasionally interrupting Wit to be rude. Also this from Syl: "What are we doing?" she said, landing on his shoulder and sitting primly with her legs crossed and her hands on her knees. "Actually I don't care. I need to tell you something. Aladar's axehounds had puppies. I had no idea how much I needed to see puppies until I flew by them this morning. They are the grossest things on the planet, Kaladin. They're somehow so gross that they're cute. So cute I could've died! Except I can't, because I'm an eternal sliver of God himself, and we have standards about things like that." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Tehradin she/her Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Even the exhaustionspren getting exhausted around Kaladin in last chapter of Part 2. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arby64 Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 “Boy likes to grandstand,” Teft said” Excerpt From Rhythm of War Brandon Sanderson https://books.apple.com/us/book/rhythm-of-war/id1489970175 This material may be protected by copyright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solant he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 47 minutes ago, Arby64 said: “Boy likes to grandstand,” Teft said” Welcome to the forums! We have the meats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquireONCA Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Yeah the Zahel “that’s because Wit’s an ahole” line had me burst out laughing and I scared the crap out of my dog lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Tehradin she/her Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Oh, here's another one. Too LOL to even make Kaladin perk up. The moment when Syl painted herself in a red coloured dress to mimic a voidspren in chapter 58: Syl drew near to the post, then spoke loudly enough that Kaladin heard her easily. "You there! I am super annoyed! Super, super annoyed! How can you stand there? Didn't you see?" "Brightness?" one of them (warform singers) said in Alethi. "Er, Ancient One? We are to-" "Come on, come on! No, all of you. Come see this. Right now. I'm really annoyed! Can't you tell?" Syl shouted. (Kaladin facepalming tensely in distance.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 I loved that little tidbit where Lift mentions having a strange flute that Wyndle said looked weird. Turns out, Hoid's flute wasn't lost completely. And that part when Wit is describing a dog as "loyal, fluffy, and wonderful." I just had this mental image of Hoid cuddling a puppy with the stupidest grin on his face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halyo_Alex he/him Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 I had a few maniacal laughter moments with Navani and her research of the different kinds of Light... Not gonna lie... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Halyo_Alex said: I had a few maniacal laughter moments with Navani and her research of the different kinds of Light... Not gonna lie... It was a beautiful moment, when the reserved, dignified queen went bonkers and hummed more than a Pattern watching the current American president talk to his followers on live television. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Bliev she/her Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, SirWolfe said: It was a beautiful moment, when the reserved, dignified queen went bonkers and hummed more than a Pattern watching the current American president talk to his followers on live television. The mental picture on this was indeed hilarious. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 I pretty much laughed out loud when Kaladin was getting frustrated over Wit’s ending to The Dog and the Dragon. I also loved when Jasnah just straight up stabbed Ruthar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight she/her Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 Kaladin going "I'm sorry Navani I have no clue about technology how do I use this weird fabrial thingy" Also I have to admit the reactions of the honorspren at Maya's glorious moment during the trial had me rolling. These blue stuck-ups played themselves so hard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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