Found this Stormlight fic on AO3 and I can't stop laughing

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

War Criminal Custody Case by mistbastard: wherein Zahel and Szeth go to Nale's family court to fight over custody of Sword-nimi. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. No RoW stuff.

Edited November 17, 2020 by Necessary Eagle

[Honorless he/him]

Adolin pointing out Dalinar's lack of parenting was a surprise but delightful! I'm on Vasher, Kaladin, Adolin's side on this one, Vivenna's too but Szeth was also written really well here.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I saw that!  It had a delightful tone.

[Kasimir he/him]

Excellent crack. Thanks for the rec!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Holy cow that was awesome. It was hilarious. Whoever wrote it got all the characters almost exactly right.

Edited November 23, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I love it.

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

I'd like to point out that if Vasher/Zahel is an ardent, then Dalinar wouldn't have needed to pay him for Adolin's training, right?

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

However, you gotta love the "Sadass" part.  Hilarious!

[Cheyenne Sedai she/her]

Great read. The characters were really well written, and I really enjoyed it.

[Hoid's Brother]

I enjoyed the story...Lift is a hoot!