Sharder One-Liners

[GG0z He/Him]

3 hours ago, Factor said:

I got quoted! Yippee!

 

I got quoted six times in three months

[Mystfall He/Him]

44 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I got quoted six times in three months

I have like one

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Mystic said:

I have like one

Are you unhinged?

[Mystfall He/Him]

11 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Are you unhinged?

Probably not

[GG0z He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Mystic said:

Probably not

That's how to be quoted!

Be unhinged and wait...

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

[Katalri_105 any pronouns]

"You know, my whimsicalness sometimes is unmatched" - @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren 2026

[Mystfall He/Him]

I didn’t have a filter today. Which is weird, I’m usually good at thinking before I speak(sometimes it’s a problem)

Anyways:

”It’s like how you always imagine characters to be hot”

-Myst

[Conure1243 He/Him]

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

[GG0z He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

Know what? Sure

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

Where does this come from?!

im in genuine shock that this happened!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Where does this come from?!

im in genuine shock that this happened!

It's an SU somewhere

[Mystfall He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

It's an SU somewhere

I can confirm 

[GG0z He/Him]

Could I just say that the person I murdered was a government official?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

On 7/10/2026 at 2:20 PM, GG0z said:

I got quoted six times in three months

I've done that in... like a week.

What is wrong with me

On 7/14/2026 at 8:26 AM, GG0z said:

Could I just say that the person I murdered was a government official?

Also want to point out that this would work as a one-liner as well

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"Yo I'd better get that mars bar-nalsium"

              - @oragne

"Holy tree-nalsium"

              - @lubroncas

Don't ask why half my class at school puts 'nalsium' on the end of random words...

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Yo I'd better get that mars bar-nalsium"

              - @oragne

"Holy tree-nalsium"

              - @lubroncas

Don't ask why half my class at school puts 'nalsium' on the end of random words...

..... *asks*

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

..... *asks*

CONTEXT

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"Yo I'd better get that mars bar-nalsium"

              - @oragne

"Holy tree-nalsium"

              - @lubroncas

Don't ask why half my class at school puts 'nalsium' on the end of random words...

I assume you have infected them with ado

or how they would say it, "Ado-nalsium"

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

48 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I assume you have infected them with ado

or how they would say it, "Ado-nalsium"

うっせえわ

that ado :3

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

..... *asks*

7 hours ago, GG0z said:

CONTEXT

5 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I assume you have infected them with ado

or how they would say it, "Ado-nalsium"

I have, though this was far from my intent...

Yep

[Katalri_105 any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

I have, though this was far from my intent...

No, this is just in your grand scheme of getting us all to read the Cosmere…