Sharder One-Liners

[Fizz9]

"But you would be killing me and therefore you would die due to the Fizz's Law of Death Redirection to Star law in physics!" - @Fizz9

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

"Wait, my deaths are a LAW OF PHYSICS NOW????" - @Through The Living Star

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 hours ago, Vielence said:

“I do recommend thinking, as a general policy" -@Chaos 

-no I’m not pinging him I like my head attached

mmmmmmmm that makes sense

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

"Usually i’m the sacrifice or the murdered one, so it feels nice when someone else gets murdered for everyone" - @GG0z

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

23 hours ago, ___ said:

"There are those that call me... Tim" 

@SpartanBrigade

Monty Python mentioned?

 

"1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1" - @NerdSandwich

Edited May 1 by Usseewa

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Heh yeah

[___ He/Him]

47 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

Monty Python mentioned?

 

"1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1" - @NerdSandwich

Of course

[GG0z He/Him]

“Well, now the Shark was eaten so I don't have to worry about being eaten by him again”- @Through The Living Star

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

"@Through The Living Star you died another time when me and Coder killed you because of something to do with ai" — @GG0z

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

"Are you reading this?

*confusion, fourth wall, and paradoxes*" - @Factor

[NerdSandwich she/her]

"A lot of people mistake me for an adult on account of my age"
@#1 Taln Fan

Edited May 4 by NerdSandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

"Much like me, it goes both ways" - @SpartanBrigade

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Much like me, it goes both ways" - @SpartanBrigade

*reps*

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"I hanged the baby" - @Spahc11

[NerdSandwich she/her]

"Yes, murder is very fun. I need to remember to do it more often.

I think I'll go write so I can kill off characters."

- @Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

“I've told people that I joined a cult where I get murdered over and over again, and they just kinda look at me strange. It's fun! ”- @Through The Living Star

[NerdSandwich she/her]

" I don't have irl friends. It's fine. That's what books are supposed to replace! "
@Through The Living Star

Gah stop exploding my notifs people.
I totally have more important things to be doing.
Also, Envisager now!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

4 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

" I don't have irl friends. It's fine. That's what books are supposed to replace! "
@Through The Living Star

Gah stop exploding my notifs people.
I totally have more important things to be doing.
Also, Envisager now!

I find it hilarious how this received more rep than my original post 

Plus, it is true. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

"I will now set things on fire.

Please excuse me for a moment."

@Conure1243

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

"Well, that's my murderous spiral for the day. Wonder what it will be like tomorrow."

- @Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

“Cool. I CLAIM DEATH 100 FOR MYSELF!!!”- @Through The Living Star

[GG0z He/Him]

“Hmmm psychological horror... let me get back to you”- @Through The Living Star

 

“Hmmm... 

Wait, should I really be helping you guys plan ways to torture me?”- @Through The Living Star

Edited May 7 by GG0z

[Vielence She/Her]

Slay the double poster!

 

”I mean

You gotta use your eldrich powers somehow”

- @___ (aka Mippo)

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, Vielence said:

Slay the double poster!

 

”I mean

You gotta use your eldrich powers somehow”

- @___ (aka Mippo)

Indeeeed

You still haven't found anything to get me back with

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, ___ said:

Indeeeed

You still haven't found anything to get me back with

I’m trying

im not here that much tho